The fact that this notebook was sitting in a random drawer in my grandmother's guestroom is going to keep me awake for years to come. Because what do you mean there's a possibility that this has been floating around my grandmother's house since 2003. And there have been almost 23 years worth of guests that could have found this and read it. I'm beyond mortified because the last person to sleep in this guestroom before me where's my baby brother and his wife LMAO I don't need them to know my secrets.
Also, this feels very Tina Belcher coded














