❤️Demonic Cultivator's Blessing, or: Curse of the Bunny Gods by FayJay
❤️ Demonic Cultivator's Blessing, or: Curse of the Bunny Gods
by FayJay
E, 25k, wangxian, sangcheng
Summary: Written for the Reverse Big Bang Challenge, to illustrate the beautiful art work below, by Saph0000 (qr-sa on tumblr).
Her prompt was to write something about WWX and LWJ ascending to become deities; I took the liberty of slightly crossing over MDZS with Heaven Official's Blessing for the worldbuilding, and set myself the goal of bringing a smile to the faces of Jiang Cheng and Lan Xichen.
So: a story in which the newly-ascended bunny gods set out to give Jiang Cheng's love life a boost, and find a way of cheering up Lan Xichen along the way.
My comments: Ah, me, this was just as thoroughly delightful for the second read! Great story that focuses on our newly promoted gods trying to find Jiang Cheng someone to make him less lonely (since Jin Ling made a prayer). Wwx throws women at him left and right, and of course, JC just fucks it up over and over. (Except the one older woman who "takes him in hand" and expands his world, just as a freebie. POV everyone, basically, from gods to letter-writing Juniors to JC himself.
Excerpt 1: “Lan Zhan, the bunnies are experts in papapa. Experts. This is why there are so many of them. Although admittedly some of them can’t make baby bunnies together, no matter how enthusiastically they try, because they don’t have the right equipment - but none of them are sad lonely bachelors, Lan Zhan! We don’t need to protect their virgin ears.”
Excerpt 2: “That’s what I said. And people are worshipping A Yuan’s dads as the Bunny God of Cut-sleeves now.”
Jin Ling spits his entire mouthful of wine all over his robe. Wen Ning pounds him earnestly on the back, and Jin Ling is so distracted that he forgets that he and Wen Ning are sworn enemies. (He forgets this a lot around the Lan Sect Juniors, to be honest, and only remembers when he’s around his Uncle Jiang Cheng.)
“They what?” he says. “The village women were praying to them for loyal husbands before!”
“Well...they may still be doing that? But now so are the village men. They’ve started praying to them as Tu Er Shen.”
“A Yuan?!”
Lan Sizhui shrugs apologetically. “Apparently this is a thing that has happened. You know how people get confused about things, and gossip spreads easily?”
“But...they are martial gods!” protests Jin Ling. “Great fighters! They didn’t just ascend because of...papapa!”
Lan Sizhui bites his lip. He is trying not to smile; Jin Ling looks so outraged on behalf of Lan Sizhui’s fathers.
“Not just because of that, certainly,” he agrees. “They defeated a mighty dragon! But...they also did an awful lot of, um, dual cultivation, Jin Ling, in order to help Wei Ying develop the golden core in that body.” Jin Ling stares, and Lan Sizhui blushes. “I mean. An awful, awful lot.”
“It was very...educational,” says Lan Jingyi, with a somewhat harrowed look. He swallows. “Hanguang-Jun is clearly…uh...very thorough. And Wei Wuxian clearly has...great stamina. And lung capacity.”
“So loud,” says Wen Ning, shaking his head sadly.
“For many hours,” agrees Lan Jangyi.
“Every day,” they both say at once, looking pained.
“They were building Wei Wuxian’s golden core,” Lan Sizhui repeats, his blush deepening. “They had to make up for lost time.”
Lan Jingyi rolls his eyes. “Don’t tell me they were just doing all that papapa to develop Wei Wuxian’s golden core, Lan Sizhui. They did it in the library. And the cold spring. And on night hunts. And up a tree, that time. I don’t want to even think about it.”
“But…” Jin Ling’s eyes dart around the circle, but even the Ghost General is nodding. “...up a tree?”
“The bunnies are an apt symbol for many reasons,” says Lan Sizhui, in a stifled voice. “So it makes sense, really, that cut-sleeves are praying to them now.”
gods and goddesses au, ascension, romcom, matchmaking, genderflip, genderswap, pregnancy, chinese rabbit god, the god of gays, busybody wei wuxian, lonely jiang cheng, granting prayers, god wei wuxian, god lan wangji, male wei wuxian, female wei wuxian, he can switch back and forth, top jiang cheng, bottoming from the top, bottom nie huaisang, implied switching, sangcheng, humor, favorite, @okoyeleiaantiope
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