kravitz for the character meme?
ooo always a good one!!
First impression
uh oh scary crystal monster!! are the boys even high enough level to handle this?? wait what the fuck was that voice
Impression now
nerd. total nerd. binges queer eye without his boyfriend. looked good even after drowning in tar. definitely accidentally called the raven queen “mom” and she didn’t let him live it down for two centuries,
Favorite moment
see i’m torn between the "he is trapped. and he is alone.” monologue vs i’ve got to switch between different accents to trick my prey
Idea for a story
one where taako dies at glamor springs and kravitz comes to collect, but then taako?? sort of remembers things slowly?? and basically says “you can’t arrest me for a very important reason i haven’t figured out yet.” once he’s worked out the way he died so many times, kravitz is like. super intrigued. and makes a plea to the raven queen on the condition that taako becomes a temporary reaper to help 1) find the other members of his wayward crew 2) quarantine the grand relics until they figure out what to even do with them. cue like 5 years of buddy cop / office romcom nonsense until they’re undercover in phandalin and hey!! i know those guys!!
Unpopular opinion
not music conductor. train conductor.
ok but really, i feel like he is like. lenient with the rules as far as reapers go? he brushed off a bounty of fifty seven deaths without any real explanation, just because they saved his quarterly review. he’s really not a hardass. the ipre are just obscene death criminals.
Favorite relationship
taakitz BUT i’m becoming more and more of a barry-kravitz friendship fan
Favorite headcanon
bard abilities by whistling is so good. also, hot pink accents with his all-black ensembles.
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