🎃HELLO GHOSTS AND/OR GHOULS!🎃
You have been randomly selected for this years All Hallows Eve Wing-Ding. If you wish to partake in the seasonal fun, then please see below for the "costumes" available to you at this time. Select one and YOU'RE DONE! This promotion spans until November 1st, where all changes will henceforth be rescinded. Please tag all posts with "#Halloween Event".
Disregard if there is no desire to participate.
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PLEASE CHOOSE ONE TO PARTICIPATE:
Devil
Ghoul
Vampire
Thresh blinks at the message before him, head tilted to one side in curious confusion.
It's been a long time since the robotic shark had gotten any mail, much less an invitation to anything- honestly he thought people forgot about him. Not that he minded, things have been peaceful and he could throw himself into work to ignore everything.
But...
It is good to get out and be social... He sighs, his fans expelling out the heated air as he thinks on his costume. Strange that he was only allowed to pick from the list given. Maybe they have a theme going on?
Vampires have been done to death and back, outdated and boring to him. Strike out. Ghoul has potential but he's not feeling like undead.
"Well, seems like I'm going as a devil. I wonder where I can find a devil costume around here."
The letter is place down, quickly forgotten about as the shark bot turns to go on to do other things. The small print conveniently not noticed.










