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[znks]

Oh my god is that the map for the magnets that come in the cordon bleus??

HAHAHA YES! I got it as a present for ben a few years ago haha! half the magnets are still on the fridge but one day they’ll be transferred over! 

[znks]

lowkey it has been 5 days since you added 'date someone with your own name' to that post and then you just happened to find someone with your name immediately afterwards omg *wink wink*

oh my fucking god

oh my god

(I meaaaaaan she is very cute)

[znks]

You are honestly sooo cool. I've been following you for years and I love when you update us about your life. Hope this new school is everything you dream of and that you make good friends. Please manage your stress though (I remember once you basically went blind due to stress) love you!

Oh my goddddd??? sweetheart anon thank you so much!!!! This was such a lovely message omg but like ur totes wrong about me being cool, bless, like I am a Gay Nerd™, I’m so uncool today my mom had to come help me sort through my clothes because I have so many they don’t fit in my allotted closet space anymore and have been living on my bed for months, I’m 24, and my mom had to come help me clear out some shit???? 

And yes I’m hoping it’ll be fab or at the very least survivable just to finish off the two years and graduate!! and lol ah yes stress and my body’s force quit manoeuvre, omg how did you remember that? fun fact that I didn’t mention on here, it happened a second time like a year later almost to the day because ur local Gay Nerd™ is An Idiot ha!

Anon, my friend, I love you, too. (you can tell I’m being serious because I used punctuation there)

<3

[znks]

I've seen someone on twitter say that Chris dropped out of the Noel project because it was taking too long, but I don't know if it's true, could be just a rumour :(

Noel Coward died at 74 years old so mister Christopher Colfer still has 47 years to play him in a biopic I s2g he better not have dropped out!!!

[znks]

is ben even real?

well

this made me breathless from laughter and now ben is having an existential crisis about his existence 

do you mean is he real as in did I fabricate him or like why/how does he do/say the things he does????

like???

you have baffled me anon I am legit speechless and ben is “despondent” (his word choice becAUSE YES HE’S REAL WTF)

do u want a copy of his birth certificate? his passport?

this is ben with my parents’ cat

this is ben in camouflage mode (arguably this may have been a bad example to prove his existence because there is no one in that picture)

this is ben and I reading in our apartment that we live together in because he’s a real human being?? like???

and here’s the two of us together in a picture??? is this proof enough I just

don’t know

what to make of this question

and if your question was meant in the “is the shit he says for real” sadly yes I live with a joke/pun machine who loves carly rae jepson for real legit so

real on all counts

?????

[znks]

Hey this is completely out of the blue but back in 2012 I remember you were dating a girl and had everyone invested in your relationship and jealous because you two were adorable, I think her name was Ria? Well I just wanted to tell you that seeing those posts is what finally pushed me to come out to myself so that I could find myself a girlfriend too! I just wanted to come tell you that I'm getting married this summer to the woman of my dreams and that's a little bit thanks to you! <3

Oh my god!?!?!? Oh my god this is the greatest message I have ever received oh my god that is so amazing I’m so happy for you holy fuck!!!!!!

Arianna and I are still good friends I’m totally telling her about this omg!!!! 

[znks]

How have you had so many amazing adventures?? I'm older than you and I swear I've only done like two cool things in my entire life

omfg well tbh I spent my high school days um not going to high school, I either watched tv shows instead or hung out with various groups of friends I either met through my volunteering or going to the theatre apparently (this friend introduced me to a lot of fab people) I was in Extreme Escapism™ mode for quite a few years and I was hanging out with cool older smart people who liked me for me and yeh it makes for some fun stories now but at the time it was kind of stupid and reckless haha

but hey, now I’m living a nice nerdy life, doing really well in school, and I have my group of like permanent cool older smart friends who like me for me!

[znks]

Hey! So a few years ago, people were telling you nice stories, & I sent one saying that I had a best friend (a guy whom I'd had drunken sex with once but we stayed platonic) who looked after me when I was suicidal and was a stellar human being, so supportive and full of love. Then we got together in 2014 (I messaged about that too). Just wanted to let you know that now he's just moved in with me! I'm now in an amazing place mentally, and our relationship and love continues to grow. So happy!

!!!!! I love getting these updates so much omfg like hopefully I’ll still be around in like 2019 when you come inform me of your engagement like yes yes good I’m so happy for you!!!!