#greed things

[eternal-trolls]

Greed, Lust and Pride for Greed the Troll

I’m gonna use the youngest Greed since there are technically 2 alive and he’s the one I usually just call ‘Greed’ but his name is Enesis

Greed: A headcanon about something my troll collects/hoards.

Greed doesn’t just hoard and collect one thing thats funnythis son of a bitch hoards EVERYTHINGif by ‘collects’ you mean ‘steals and does not give back’ then he collects anything he can get his greedy hands onAnd it doesnt just have to be expensive oh no if something has value in any way he’ll try to take it it’s just an instinct at this point hes Greed he has to try

Lust: A headcanon about my troll’s romantic/sexual life

Greed has all his quads filled besides ashen! hes only ever had one matesprit he met at a bar what a coincidence u both have an alcohol problem his matesprit belongs to my fiance @dxspfantrolls​ !! his name is Alcide hes a dick but Greed loves himhis moirail is Gluttony!! theyve just always been that way ever since they were grubs. Greed and gluttony go hand in hand with each other so why wouldnt the trolls?

his sexual life isnt dead but its not like he has it all week like Lust does?? He needs some sort of bond which is a fair assumption

Pride: A headcanon about something my troll is cocky about.

Hes very cocky about fighting, being 7 feet tall and having fire powers and guns that can shoot bullets that you cover in your fire powers is gonan hurt people and hes knows itHe gets carried away really easy when it comes to fire and using it, the goal is to kill 1 person dude not burn the whole place down and barely make it out for the 10th time this week

[eternal-trolls]

problematic faves meme: greed & faiuen ;0

i dare you to tell me three ways the ACTUAL EMBODIMENT OF A DAMN SIN is not problematicthis fuckign asshole

will steal your wallet

will not feel bad about it

will NOT give it back in fact its his now you never had a wallet your credit cards are all his this is identity theft he has like 30 credit cards

steals shit even tho he has MORE THAN ENOUGH MONEY TO BUY SHIT

will attempt to steal valuables no matter where he is

if all else fails his plan is usually to destroy all evidence and by that i mean BURN THE PLACE DOWN

knows its a bad idea to come up behind and surprise his blind moirail who usually has a knife and does it anyway and ends up gettign stabbed

usually attempts to keep the knife bc hey its in my body i think its mine now

7 feet and 2 inches worth of pure asshole

cons peopel out of their belongings and money with no remorse please do not take him up on his offer when hes serving you at the bar to play a card game its rigged its fucking rigged

hes just a fucking asshole quite honestly like unless he deems you his friends hes just flat out an asshole like hes got some fucking nerve but also hes got pyrokinetics so just,,,, dont try to even bother with him

i cant believe i have to explain that

ANYWAY FAIUEN OOOHHHHH FAIUEN DARLING FOX

will kill you if his matesprit asks

will do anything his matesprit asks no matter the task

actually very much enjoys torturing and murdering subjugs him and his matesprit drug and torture

WILL ABSOLUTELY BREAK YOUR FINGERS ONE BY ONE IF YOU EVEN THINK OF TOUCHING HIS MATESPRIT

highly sadistic

highly blunt too

uses the fact that he used to be a model and knows hes fucking pretty to his advantage

killed his last matesprit but granted he deserved it so this isnt problematic technically

is literally obsessed with his matesprit to the point of where his mental sanity depends on him

fell in love with his matesprit 2 minutes after they tried to kill eachother when they first met

shouldnt be hiding behind that sweet harley quinn accent sing song voice but does bc he knows it makes him seem less likely that hes gonan murder you

uses the fact hes jade to his advantage

loves his descendant to pieces but scares the everloving fuck out of him unintentionally and doesnt understand how he does even though HES FUCKING SCARY AND KNOWS HOW SADISTIC HE IS

yandere

hes a terrible danger gay but i mean hes also fucking great

i hope youre happy with yourself