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Costa Mesa, California — February 13, 2026 — Green Lumber Holding, LLC (“Green Lumber”) is issuing an updated consumer alert regarding count
Moving on to the "undisclosed" boner drug segment of the FDA's product recalls / recall updates:
"Costa Mesa, California — February 13, 2026 — Green Lumber Holding, LLC (“Green Lumber”) is issuing an updated consumer alert regarding counterfeit products falsely marketed as genuine Green Lumber products that may pose potential health risks.
This update follows the U.S. Food and Drug Administration’s (FDA) February 9 publication in its Enforcement Report referencing Green Lumber’s original recall, which was initiated on August 28, 2025. The recall was issued in late August 2025 after FDA testing detected tadalafil—an undeclared prescription drug—in products labeled as Green Lumber. Tadalafil is not an ingredient in any authentic Green Lumber product. The February 9 Enforcement Report does not announce a new recall; it reflects publication of the previously announced August 28, 2025, recall.
Following the FDA’s findings, Green Lumber conducted an internal investigation and determined that a company employee had misappropriated legitimate packaging and customer information to distribute counterfeit or adulterated products. That employee has been terminated.
How to Identify the Counterfeit Recalled Product
The counterfeit recalled product bears the Lot Number LOT308EXP03/28 – This is the only lot number being recalled and is not an authentic Green Lumber lot number and was used in connection with counterfeit products. Consumers should not use any product labeled with this lot number, and it should be discarded.
How to Identify Legitimate Green Lumber Products
Authentic Green Lumber products that are presently being distributed bear the following lot numbers and are not the subject of the recall:
LOTGL0130151EXP0926
GL01EXP09/27
LOT GL110725 EXP110727
Packaging differences are illustrated in the image below, which compares genuine and counterfeit blister packs (authentic on left, counterfeit on right).
Health Risks of Counterfeit Products
The counterfeit versions may contain undeclared tadalafil. Because tadalafil is a prescription-only medication, individuals who take nitrates or certain prescription drugs for heart disease, blood pressure, or other conditions may be at risk of life-threatening side effects such as dangerously low blood pressure or other serious adverse events.
What Consumers Should Do
Check your packaging: Confirm that your blister packs show one of the following Lot Numbers LOTGL0130151EXP0926; GL01EXP09/27; or GL110725 EXP110727
Immediately discontinue use of any product bearing the Lot number LOT308EXP03/28.
Report suspected counterfeit product directly to Green Lumber at [phone/email] and to the FDA’s MedWatch Adverse Event Reporting Program.
Seek medical care promptly if you experience unexpected side effects after using the mislabeled product.
Company Response
“Consumer safety is our number one priority,” said Brett Hales, President. “We acted swiftly after the FDA’s testing identified tadalafil in a product labeled as ours. Our investigation revealed that an employee had been diverting our packaging and customer channels to sell counterfeit goods. That individual has been terminated, and we have strengthened our safeguards to protect customers and ensure this does not happen again.”
Green Lumber has cooperated with the FDA and law enforcement from the beginning to address this matter and protect consumers.
Contact Information
Green Lumber Holding, LLC Phone: 949.426.8622 Email: [email protected] Website: www.greenlumber.com/alertExternal Link Disclaimer
Link to Initial Press Release"
Costa Mesa, California August 28, 2025 - Green Lumber Holding, LLC (“Green Lumber”) is alerting consumers that counterfeit products misrepre
"Costa Mesa, California August 28, 2025 - Green Lumber Holding, LLC (“Green Lumber”) is alerting consumers that counterfeit products misrepresented as genuine Green Lumber have been identified and may pose health risks.
This alert follows testing by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA), which detected tadalafil, an undeclared prescription drug, in products labeled as Green Lumber. Tadalafil is not an ingredient in any authentic Green Lumber product. Based on the FDA’s findings, Green Lumber conducted its own internal investigation and determined that a company employee diverted legitimate packaging and customer information to distribute counterfeit, adulterated product. That employee has since been terminated.
How to Identify Legitimate Green Lumber Product
Consumers should verify product authenticity by checking packaging details:
Authentic Green Lumber blister packs display Lot Number: LOTGLU13101b1EXP0926.
Counterfeit products do not show this lot number.
Packaging differences are illustrated in the image below, which compares genuine and counterfeit blister packs (authentic on left, counterfeit on right).
Health Risks of Counterfeit Products
The counterfeit versions may contain undeclared tadalafil. Because tadalafil is a prescription-only medication, individuals who take nitrates or certain prescription drugs for heart disease, blood pressure, or other conditions may be at risk of life-threatening side effects such as dangerously low blood pressure or other serious adverse events.
What Consumers Should Do
Check your packaging: Confirm that your blister packs show Lot Number LOTGLU13101b1EXP0926.
Immediately discontinue use of any product not bearing this lot number.
Report suspected counterfeit product directly to Green Lumber at [phone/email] and to the FDA’s MedWatch Adverse Event Reporting Program.
Seek medical care promptly if you experience unexpected side effects after using the mislabeled product.
Company Response
“Consumer safety is our number one priority,” said Brett Hales, President. “We acted swiftly after FDA’s testing identified tadalafil in a product labeled as ours. Our investigation revealed that an employee had been diverting our packaging and customer channels to sell counterfeit goods. That individual has been terminated, and we have strengthened our safeguards to protect customers and ensure this does not happen again.”
Green Lumber is working cooperatively with FDA and law enforcement to address this matter and protect consumers.
Contact Information
Green Lumber Holding, LLC Phone: 949.426.8622 Email: [email protected] Website: www.greenlumber.com/alert"
Their website is so coy and winky and nudgy that it makes responsible tagging very difficult, you know?? If you're selling erectile dysfunction products, maybe just say it? Also it looks like they had an FDA investigation back in 2023 for the same thing.