#greenfist

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Daily thing #1959 (Subject)

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This guy is one of the dumbest looking reptiles I've ever seen (aside from K.Rool and his gang).  He looks like a boxer wannabe that got rejected from the ring.  He doesn't even wear clothes! At least put some clothes on, even if it is just boxing gloves.  Oh and from what I heard he only has two attacks, the first one he just slams his fists down, but you'd be a fool to let that hit you cause he moves so slow!  His second attack involves him running like a maniac with his fists swinging around.  Since he moves faster with every time he's hit that's the only time he'll likely hit ya.  Oh I forgot to mention, he only has 3 hits he can take!  Oh, you have to do some fancy pantsy move attack to actually make it count, which punching it will only stun him (along with making him do that attack not that it matters) course it leaves him open for you to pick him up and do whatever fancy pantsy move you want I suppose.  Oh he also can fall off his arena which also damages him.  What a sorry excuse for a first boss.  That Beaver from Donkey Kong Country was a better boss than this guy!  Oh his name happens to be Greenfist too which is a rubbish name cause his fists are GREY!