#greg mccorkle

[relybmoz]

what if

[mikewheeler-anon]

@greg-mccorkle-official

Thank you for signing my year book you’re a real one.

@not-dustin-henderson see I wasn’t lying he acrual signed my year book🙄🙄🙄

[greg-mccorkle-official]

Damn bro you got the whole squad laughing:

[greg-mccorkle-official]

“Dude Troy peed himself”

Heyyyy whats up everyone its me Greg (aka the corklemeister)

A lot of people here in Hawkins are on it so I’m joining in because it’s a lovely opportunity for making new friends and talking to new people!!!

Wait did I mention I live in Hawkins? Yes it’s my hometown I’ve been there for as long as I remember it’s pretty cool although some people Troy Walsh say weird things about people who are different.

I love trying new things!! I recently joined the Hawkins high art club and I’m planning on joining this dnd group called hellfire because why not? In the words of my mom “this is the time in your life where you can try anything”

Certified class clown I just enjoy laughing it up and making my friends lives more happy!!!

I’m an epic dare devil send me your dares for the price of $5

I really like Spanish!!!

If you have any questions about me or Hawkins in general feel free to ask!

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Mod is a minor

Mod runs two other active ask blogs in the fandom so if it appears like I’m not following you or your blog I’m already following you.

Dni if you’re racist homophobic or transphobic

This blog is based entirely off of headcanons and the little information we get from greg from season 1,Hawkins middle school year book and stranger things puzzle tales

The blog takes place in season 4 where Greg would be a freshmen although the timeline of the blog will change intermittently between the seasons.

Greg is a popular kid from being the class clown although he prefers making people laugh rather than bullying “nerds” or people who are different.

He’s very open to trying new hobbies and talking to new people.

A bit of a prankster especially to the bullies (some kids and teachers avoid coming to school on Aprils fools)

I’m not sure of his sexuality but he’sa bit of a boy liker: I’m open to shipping as long as the character is a similar age to Greg I’m not comfortable with incest age gaps and pedophilia.

Friends with this kid named aaron who goes along with his schemes while making sure he’s safe.

Greg dislikes people like Troy so he strived to be a subtle inconvenience to the bullies of Hawkins high.

He’s emotionally intelligent he’s really good at comforting people.

Greg is a bit clueless to the world around him he’s unaware of anything that’s happening in Hawkins he’s unknowingly encountered creatures from the upside down before although he never questions it.

Greg gets into a lot of weird situations that you have to be there to believe (basically similar to the my buddy Eric meme)

Greg is one of the chillest people in Hawkins buddy isn’t fazed by a lot.he vibes with almost everyone so if he doesn’t like you then you’re screwed💀.

Used to be viewed as a dumb blond because of being disruptive.

Smarter than he seems maybe he knows a bit more than he lets on but is too busy goofing off to tell anyone.

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[aaron-appleseed-archives]

Crack ship 💀😍💀

Corkleseed/Gronnie/better ship name

They were bestfriends in middle school until they entered this weird situationship in eighth grade which strained their relationship causing them to slowly drift apart in highschool they’re still friends but aren’t as close or physically affectionate.

[steve-hairington]

we’ve all been McCorkled.

So we all remember the hero of Stranger Things? The boy in episode 4 that pointed out the fact that Troy had, in fact, peed himself?

 Well, he's actually named Greg McCorkle

You know what that means,,,,