greg x curly haired guy w rich father!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! clyde?? im p sure it was clyde!!
Yes! his name is Clyde! His dad isn’t rich though, haha. hes just kind of a dick. in fact, greg is the ridiculously rich & pampered one
Gives nose/forehead kisses
Clyde does. He’s very into showing little pieces of affection like that and would do that garbage all the time. Besides, Greg can NOT reach that high on the Beanstalk Man’s face. He is Too Tall.
Greg frequently experiences petty jealousy, but nothing that either of them take seriously, and Clyde just teases him for it. “Yeah, Greg, you’re right. I’m going to abandon years of love and caring in a relationship to go get straight-married in Idaho to Jessica, the McDonald’s cashier who winked at me. You’ve discovered the master plan that I have always had, and also I hate you and never talk to me again.”
Picks the other up from the bar when they’re too drunk to drive
Clyde, inevitably, because two glasses of wine in, Greg is usually already FUCKING HAMMERED!!!!
Takes care of on sick days
Greg is the kindest and most gentle nurse in the world whenever Clyde is sick, which is much appreciated. However, when Greg is sick, Clyde has actual medical knowledge that his dad taught him so he can actually. Help him get better. Greg always gets sick right after Clyde because he is an idiot who snuggles with diseased human beings.
Drags the other person out into the water on beach day
All Clyde wanted to do was stay in the shade, sit on a towel, avoid the sand, and avoid all people. The water was going to be cold and there was probably sharks and there was NO way that going in there would be worth it. His young lover, Gregory, however, had different plans.
Gives unprompted massages
After seeing it happen in at least 4 romantic comedies, Greg decided that impromptu massages were the key to long lasting relationships. Too fucking bad hes a weak piece of shit who knows nothing about muscles or giving massages
Clyde drives and he drives really fast. He drives really fast all the time but for some reason, when they get pulled over, Greg is the one sitting the driver’s seat, ready to schmooze any and all police officers into letting them off easy.
Brings the other lunch at work
Clyde. He enjoys making little meals frequently and always brings them to Greg.
Has the better parental relationship
Yet again, Greg is part of the Dead Parents Squad, so Clyde wins by default-- but, regardless, I think he’d win anyways-- Despite the fact that him and Harry are constantly bickering, Harry and Liv love him dearly and would do anything for him, and he loves them back immensely.
Tries to start role-playing in bed
Clyde, usually. He’s actually into some stuff and will sometimes try to initiate it, usually with some success. Greg tried one time.
“Uh... You.... Are the teacher.... and I.... am also the teacher. We’re both teachers and we’re in love. Nailed it.”
“How is... How is that any different from our current situation aside from the fact that we have different jobs?”
Embarrassingly drunk dancer
Greg is an embarrassingly sober dancer
Still cries watching Titanic
Neither of them. They are strong
Firmly believes in couples costumes
God, they’d both be kind of excited about that corny shit and I hate it.
Breaks the expensive gift rule during Christmas
I do not think they would establish that rule because of Greg’s massive disposable income and ignorance of thriftiness and the prices of common items
Makes the other eat breakfast
Well, Clyde is a 22-year-old who was living by himself in a shitty apartment and eating only ramen and TV dinners, so Greg would probably be fighting his poor college-kid instincts for years and years
Both of them. Greg makes a far bigger deal about it, though, because he’s really into MASSIVE displays of love and affection
Greg, again. Or at least before he and Clyde babysat a child for two weeks. Then, suddenly, he stopped. Never again.
