I need people to talk to me about the three amigos, Cassie, and Ness. Maybe Luis too cause I like him.
I want to shake them in a jar
Here, have a random thing that might be Tony's first experience with a crush
Tony: Whatever's wrong with Greg is super concerning, but also interesting. I need to stick him in a maze and study him. I need to open his brain and watch what patterns the synapses in his brain make.
Ellis: Dude, Tony, my bro, please, you sound insane. Greggo is perfectly normal, what you just said, makes you sound like there's something wrong with you.
Tony: I am fascinated with his psychology and tendency towards violent declarations of interest. Most people don't say things like that.
Ellis: You mean his whole "I want to tear out someone's neck with my teeth and drink their blood?" He was literally kidding and I picked a vampire horror movie last week. You're reading too much into it. The crush is cute though.
Tony: You don't get it. He's wasn't joking, his eyes were too focused. And he said it like someone might say they want to eat an apple pie or like they want to drink a glass of ice water.
Ellis: Alright, I'll humor you. If he was so focused with his not joke, then what was he focused on?
Tony: Me! Were you not paying attention? He looked right at my neck. He was definitely threatening me and he has shown an interest in cannibalism before.
Ellis: Oh, bud, you're smart, but you're an idiot. At least we know you have a chance.
Tony: Here, look at this!
Ellis: It's a photo of Greggles chewing on a toy?
Tony: That's an actual chicken bone. He's probably not against chewing a human bone. Can't you see me and likely several other people are in danger? Aren't you even a little curious why he's like this?
Ellis: Autism? He just likes to chew. He's not a danger to anyone except suburban white moms.
Tony: Why do I even bother? I'll prove it to you. I'll be keeping a close eye on him for the next few weeks.
Ellis: Whatever reason you gotta use to rationalize it. It takes a long time to accept yourself, I believe in you.

















