#gremtalks

[thatgremlinkid]

I would like to publicly shame my worst enemy Luckless for making me criminally horny while trying to do work, now all I can think of is fucking a twink like crazy until he’s incoherent and braindead

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ooooooooo~~~~~~~ you all should go watch 3rd lifeeeeeeeeeeeee~~~~~~~~ you are not immune to the propagandaaaaaaaaaaa~~~~~~~ there is gay angst~~~~~~~~ i know you motherfuckers are starved for some good gay angst~~~~~~~~~~~

[grem-de-la-grem]

Making a witch game

mmMMMMMMm okay OKAY so

if you would like to be a witch who makes potions to help out her friends but also grows her own herbs please raise your hand by interacting with this tysm

[duckduckgrem]

follow up: 

if you could look at your skills like you can in video games, my game dev skills, on a scale of 1 to 10, is like. -2.7. maybe even lower. 

which is honestly okay, everyone starts at zero, feels like absolute trash about what they produce, which is how you get into the negatives, and then WHAM BAM ALAKAZAM you have something you kinda sorta like and go “woAH maybe my skills are a whole 0.9!!” 

the kind of work I want to produce and put out there for Witch of the Greenwood, though, is like. at least a 5. like minimum. Hopefully final product is more like a solid 7. 

that is to say, I think I need to produce a couple trash games to grind until I level up enough to not absolutely hate myself for starting a Dream Project™ before I was capable of making it. 

there’s also so, so much work to be done before I ever sit down to write a single line of code, and before I ever tackle final versions of pixel art sprites and whatnot. So, I think I’m gonna focus on small projects, with the goal of making one really small game a month. do some game jams, figure out a workflow, and just overall improve, while working on the pre-implementation stuff for WotG. 

an April deadline was what I had originally set for a very small demo for WotG, and I knew it was ambitious when I set it like 2 months ago, and it feels impossible now. well, let me rephrase. an April 2022 deadline is probably impossible, but an April 2023?? looking pretty sexy, gotta say. 

if work goes really well, I might also be able to ✨quit my job✨ if I save enough so that I can actually do gamedev full time instead of when I force myself to even though I am ✨constantly exhausted✨

should probably create a budget so that I can see how much I need to be able to Not Work for a while... cool, that’s a plan then. 

anyway, if you got this far, thank you for commiserating with me. hope you’re having a good night ✌

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wtf am i gonna do until next seaon of 3rd life.... like a could think about the dsmp but why tf do i need them when i have my flower dads grian hurry the fuck up and start season two-

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To any and all c!techno people worried after today's lore stream, Techno is a canonical gemini he will be fine. Dream (an august leo) will loose his shit within three days

Sincerely,

An august leo.

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Something that we can prepare for but will never be ready for- Eret's eventual realization that their betrayal caused (directly or indirectly) the loss of almost every canon life-

Eret is such an amazing character and the fact that their one decision was the first domino that led to almost every fucking angsty interaction, and the fact that she tried to stop it but the momentum was already way to far gone, and he couldnt do anything to stop it, just my heart-

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Look, 3rdblr, i love you guys, but you've got it all wrong /lh (spoilers for 3rd life btw)

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I love how we've all decided (myself included) that Jimmy was shot in the head. All the fanart and the writing depicts it so. We came to this conclusion because the bunker had a half-slab gap that we saw Scar and Jimmy through before the fight. What if I told you that we only saw their faces, and subsequently their heads only became targets, when they were crouching.

What I mean to say is, when Jimmy was trying to get down the ladder, he was standing up, and the added high would mean that Jimmy was shot through the heart.