#grepolis

[cunt-force-therapy]

@f4y3w00d5

[f4y3w00d5]

6 cities and up 13 places in just over a fortnight!! and by the end of tmrw ill have yet another city :3333

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[tattysail]

Back in 2013 I played Grepolis for about a year and joined an alliance called the Hell Hounds. I'm pretty sure I played through Facebook or something.

I don't think it's supposed to be a role-playing game, but that did not stop me. I was inspired by Malazan Book of the Fallen, but clearly put my own spin on things. Recently, I found the screenshots I took of my silly little messages and forum posts on my old laptop. These made me laugh more than they should and I am so stupid and I just need other people to witness them.

Consider this a historical record of my reign told through my messages, which read bottom to top. These mark the beginning of my journey.

Since I was pretty new to the game, I would get attacked a lot. Luckily, my alliance was super chill and would help out. I think this was the first time I ever called for their aid. Forum posts read top to bottom, like normal.

I don't have pictures of forum posts before these but, clearly I had been on my bullshit long enough for people to notice. That Boone617, what a guy!

[snowybitch1237]

This is why no one should attack my small, baby cities on Grepolis, I get angry and then will band together my other cities to completely crush you and scare my girlfriend while doing so, and I will show no mercy.

[cunt-force-therapy]

there is so few active grepolis players on tumblr wtfffffff mosta the posts are us or from 5+ years ago <///3

Fuck we need to be poasting more then. Let's recruit people for our cause!

Nevermind that I have barely any time to play these days :p

[cunt-force-therapy]

See I think God has a plan for me in the same way that I have plans for my cities in Grepolis. In that God doesn't know what they are anymore and is just improvising

[cunt-force-therapy]

Naming all my cities after Transnistrian cities was probably the best choice I made. There's some idiot out there trying to remember which island 384-45 and 385-45 are in but I'm just over here knowing that Tiraspol and Bendery are on one island, Rybnitsa, Camenca and Grigoriopol on another, and Dubossary, Slobozia and Dnestrovsc on yet another island

[f4y3w00d5]

guys does anyone wanna play an old internet strategy game (from 2009) that looks like this:

basically you have a city, you build up your cities (which i currently have 29 of), and you take other peoples cities

and yeah it sorta does mean u have to login basically every day/once every three days even for just 15 minutes (if u wanna play at all seriously) but i fuckin love it

like i can help u start n stuff i love it