JANIS: That one there, that's Karen Smith. She is one of dumbest girls you will ever meet. Damien sat next to her in English last year. DAMIAN: She asked me how to spell orange. JANIS: That little one, that's Gretchen Weiners. DAMIAN: She's totally rich because her dad invented toaster streudels. JANIS: Gretchen Weiners knows everybody's business, she knows everything about everyone. DAMIAN: That's why her hairs so big, it's full of secrets. JANIS: And evil takes a human form in Regina George. Don't be fooled because she may seem like your typical selfish, back stabbing, slut face ho bag, but in reality, she's so much more than that. DAMIAN: She's the queen bee - the star, those two are just her little workers.