Jul 4, 2021
Babe, come back, I swear I’ll stop speaking in ominous tones.
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Babe, come back, I swear I’ll stop speaking in ominous tones.
Hey, be careful about people saying because 8 Dems disappointed everyone that voting doesn’t matter. I’ve literally seen this take more than once but while I’m living for dragging public servants to SERVE, don’t get your math wrong.
As far as I’ve heard, 0 Republicans voted for the wage increase. So, one may say, 0% of Republicans want their constituents and the American people to thrive and live. Compare that to the Democrats, that’s an 84% who voted in favor of the wage increase.
I have seen public servants dragged, but I have ONLY seen those 8 democrats dragged (again, good!) and not once literally anyone else who shot the law down. And toooo many of these post are critical in a way that says “voting isn’t enough!” in a way that means stop voting, and no plans to replace it.
Be active and vigilant. This is such a staaaaale take, but I’m getting suspicious that it’s a take of y’all getting blindsighted so bad into falling for “how to repress the masses 101” trap
If you have trouble remembering which is which, jam is of the body. Jelly is of the blood.
Are you guys seriously classifying clowns as mammals? Then where does the milk come from?
25 is the age between 20 and 30 and it shows.
Ever Notice Pride and Father’s Day Are In The Same Month?
Fellas, Is It Gay To Be A Father?
I’m already preparing a list of things I’ll send Tr*mp if he got tumblr that. Obviously I can’t cyber bully him for various reasons, but I hate him and he deserves to rot in prison, so it’s the minimum I can do is send non-violent asks he wishes were death threats.
Send asks like, “I have 3 kids — of the goat, not the human variety — and each one is named after Ivanka and only Ivanka. Ivanka 3 times.”
“Is my pen is bleeding navy blue, can I sue because I wanted it to bleed true American blue instead. The pen company listen the pen as navy ink.”
“I lost my wallet between 21st Chicago and D.C, will you help me look for it? It had a picture of you folding a hot dog that’s priceless to me.”
“As soon as I start lactating, I know I’ll be ready. For anything.”
“A hand is actually 4 inches in horse measurement. You’d know this if you were as smart as me.”
“Can I reschedule an appointment to look at something in Letgo if I don’t think the seller is cute and don’t wanna get the item used anymore?”
“To what extent do I need to remember how high my ceiling fans are. Is it enough to just say they’re ‘at least’ 3 feet from the floor?”
Genie: You have 3 wishes.
Me: I wish for another genie!
Genie: That’s not allowed. >:(
Me: So you can have a friend and won’t be lonely. :)
Genie: :,)