#grey shitpost

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captain picard, helping an officer propose to their significant other: engage.

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dont put me near replicators cuz id probably replicate a fuck ton of pepperoni pizza then bones would force me on a diet 🥀 that fails because i love pizza too much

speaking of which @srulvr can we get pizza

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kirk: were on a journey through the galaxy, what is this? are we on some kind of... star trek?

(roll credits)

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if i was actually a Trill the only noteable thing id be able to give to the next host is how to make a ladder cuff kandi bracelet.