I just wanted you to know that I’ve always pictured The hero of kvatch steadily turning into sheogorath to look like it did in the Santa clauses metamorphosis
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I just wanted you to know that I’ve always pictured The hero of kvatch steadily turning into sheogorath to look like it did in the Santa clauses metamorphosis
Jyggalag: You're an embarrassment and should be ashamed of yourself.
Sheogorath: Yeah maybe but I'm not, and do you know why? It's because I'm still better than you so that means nothing to me.
"As chamberlain, everyday I yearned for death. It was Lord Jyggalag’s whim that I would despise the role I was molded to fit. After my first few deaths, he grew impatient with me and stripped my mortality away. However, even he did not anticipate that I would survive his downfall...
"Following each cycle of the Greymarch, Sheogorath has cast out or killed every aspect of Order found in the Shivering Isles. I alone have survived. Sheogorath cannot bring himself to destroy the knowledge that I possess. Instead, he has confined me to this place and forbidden me to die. I have not seen another creature until fate, predictably, sent you to me.
"...Lord Sheogorath could have ended me, but he chose to imprison me instead, in case he needed my services. Now I wait for the end of times, when I might be allowed to die."
--Dyus of Mytheria, explaining how he was cursed by both Jyggalag and Sheogorath. Jyggalag cursed him to be suicidal, and when he grew tired of Dyus perishing, took away his mortality. For Sheogorath's part, he chose to preserve Dyus with a similar curse that prevents him from dying, but with the added aspect of no contact with any living being.
After the events of Greymarch.
Haskill: Alright I'm going to see if i can find a covered wagon and horses if you two dont managed to kill eachother while im gone.
Jyggalag: oh please, we're not children.
[Haskill so done with their bullshit and leaves]
Jyggalag and HOKsheogorath: ...
HOKsheogorath: Eat shit and die.
Jyggalag: yes, fuck you
Dating the Greymarches
Note that all this conjecture is based upon the Greymarches happening every one thousand years, as the in-game book The Predecessors suggests, and calculated with the help of the Lore:History pages of the UESP Wiki.
As for Sheogorath claiming that the Greymarch itself happens at the end of every era, he could mean eras specific to the Isles themselves, and is not using the Tamrielic calendar for His eras [because let's be real, He's under no obligation to be using the mortals calendar]. Of course, we don't know for certain. He is the Mad God after all and likes screwing about with mortals.
nini[x24]
End of eras in the isles aren't linked to eras in tamriel, are they? What makes an end of era then?
Exactly, they are different. Time is different in Oblivion, and each Prince controls their realm’s time - for example, in the Shivering Isles, Time is subjected to my will. Still, there are some things, some events, that are “fixed”, bound to happen; they escape our will. Such is the nature of the Greymarches.
As for what makes the era end, well. It is the fixed event, time and again. It’s not like I can compare it to Nirn time so I could make it easier to understand. Ends of eras simply are there, eternally.
Because I love OCs
please take a look at these beauties. <3
@terrorzer Jax Wade fandomless OC
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@pettyshot Taeyung Mahariel Dragon Age OC
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@adahlenxerelan Arryn Sivahn Dragon Age OC
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@tippedtowin Cooper King Detroit Become Human OC
@of-fortuity Harry Edwards fandomless OC
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Okay, so... I got a little carried away once I started. I can personally couch for the quality for each of these blogs, though, and they are all amazing characters with very cool and creative people behind them.