#grid dilf deflowering

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Yuki who pretended he wasn't a virgin and had his first time with Pierre and it was Not Good and lowkey kinda traumatizing and in swoops Fernando to show him how real men fuck

poor yooki. i can totally see pierre being a bad lay, probably during super japan in 2018(?) when they first met and yuki was a stuttering fan and pierre does not Remember this interaction (irl) (there's a picture)

he deserves nando showing him an actual good time!!!!! sex is supposed to be enjoyable and not three pumps and a golden cross necklace to bite on

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(i actually agree with other anon that brothercedes were each other's first times don't hate me) but ur so right that every virginal twink deserves to be deflowered by a dilf (except lewis he just gets a blonde menace)

every f1 virginal twink was actually deflowered by a dilf

Charles - [redacted]

Zhou - Valtteri (actually Fernando when he was an alpine reserve driver)

Lando - Carlos (actually Fernando when he was a mclaren reserve driver)

Carlos - Fernando

Yuki - Fernando (I cannot in good conscience call Pierre a dilf)

Max Emilian in his twink days - Carlos (actually [point of contention] when he was a Redbull Junior driver)

Mark Webber - his milf manager

Seb - Michael

Mick - Seb

Nico - Mika

[blorbocedes]

spare lewis crumbs 😖 who deflowered my vegan multimillionaire champ before he became who he is

im trying to decide between fernando alonso for the rancid teammate vibes or ron dennis for the mclaren seat

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seb was still in red bull when max was a rb junior, and it was daniel's first year away from the baby bulls, i'm demanding a revision!!!

feels wrong to call RBR seb a dilf, however I've taken your suggestion into account and we will appropriately dilf hunt for max

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george & alex lost their virginity’s to each other

that's really wholesome and age appropriate so I'm gonna make toto take george's instead