#tsunando

[blorbocedes]

you guys don't get it. but I do. dream teammate pairing ft war criminal mentorship + nasty problematic sex

[insideline]

wrote a drabble of yuki + liam on call discussing fernando's silly little crush. read below cut!

"Liam. I think Fernando is flirting with me."

Liam doesn't respond for a good three seconds. It might just be the Discord ping delay, but the silence sounds judgmental.

"Mate, you're joking right?" Liam's voice pitches up high at the end, slightly muffled like his mic is too close to his mouth.

Yuki is not joking. He's being more serious than a drivetrain failure during the formation lap. Which is to say, he's living through a joke that's only a joke for everyone that isn't involved.

Yuki shakes his head, then remembers Liam can't see him.

"Seriously man! Like have you heard the way he says my name? Like Yooki. And he keeps sending heart reacts to my Instagram stories."

"Zhou's gonna lose it." Liam sounds like he's on the brink of tears laughing.

No way Liam is thinking about Zhou right now.

"Well, like. Do you like it?" Liam asks.

"That's the problem." Yuki rubs his eyes. It's too late to be talking about this. He needs a Red Bull. And to make Q3 on Saturday. "I think I do."

Huh. He's never said that out loud.

"Okay, then go have sex with him," Liam says.

"I'm not just going to have sex with Fernando Alonso!"

"Why not? You can make Pierre jealous on the way."

Liam has some reason there. Pierre's been so clingy with Charles lately. Just because it's the French GP doesn't mean Pierre can ignore Yuki like that.

"Smart." Yuki trails off into silence. He really should head to bed. Noel is going to kill him if he's late again tomorrow.

"Alright, update me yeah? I want details but I also want to sleep," Liam says. "Goodnight Yuki."

Yuki knows Liam's lying about wanting sleep. He always says that to save Yuki from being the one to end the conversation.

"Night."

Yuki pushes his headphones off with more force than necessary. He closes his laptop, takes two steps and collapses in bed. Maybe the tiny motorhomes have some use.

What a mess.

[genomilfkin]

tsunando

honestly i couldn’t write a whole fic for them but i would read one. and the contrast of seb’s harem of old men vs nando’s harem of young rookies is v funny to me

send me a ship and i’ll tell you my honest opinion about it

[blorbocedes]

show your best side, M, 2k

(part 2 of model au, your pretty face is going to hell)

yuki/lando, yuki/fernando, fernando/lando

model au, complicated relationships, fwb, non-negotiated kink, pre-threesome, he wants that old man idk

“Lando tells me you're a big fan of my work. Very flattering.” Fernando beckons closer as if revealing a secret. Yuki is going to use teeth the next time he blows Lando, the fucking snitch.

Fernando continues at Yuki’s deer in the headlights look. “It is a shame we have not worked together too often. You have blossomed since, from such a scared little boy. I have followed your career closely.”

yuki wants to know if all the rumours about fernando's prowess in bed are true. lando knows firsthand.

[blorbocedes]

Yuki nando's sugar baby who goes with him from track to track, cares more about running up his credit card at high-end restaurants and jewellery stores than the races but is always obediently waiting on his knees in the motorhome on sundays.

(also nando sprawled in a debrief with yuki in his lap, fucking him lazily while alpine engineers look away and try to explain what went on with the car in the race and esteban stares with barely concealed envy bc he doesn't know if he wants to be yuki or fernando more)

oh. oh my 🫣😳 sugar baby yuki!!! he fucked that old man

IN THE DEBRIEF ROOM??? IN FROMT OF EVERYONE??? the poor engineers Omg actual terrorism... not este being Envious agehjdj sorry babes too tall to ride

it's so hard to make nando look like the bigger one but yuki does it

[blorbocedes]

Yuki who pretended he wasn't a virgin and had his first time with Pierre and it was Not Good and lowkey kinda traumatizing and in swoops Fernando to show him how real men fuck

poor yooki. i can totally see pierre being a bad lay, probably during super japan in 2018(?) when they first met and yuki was a stuttering fan and pierre does not Remember this interaction (irl) (there's a picture)

he deserves nando showing him an actual good time!!!!! sex is supposed to be enjoyable and not three pumps and a golden cross necklace to bite on

[blorbocedes]

Yuki Is a pocket pussy for nando, no I will not elaborate further, make of this what you will

you can't just drop this and leave????? anon???????? what does this mean 😭 yuki is hole available on demand??? he lives in Nando's pocket???

[blorbocedes]

would yuki settle for old man mammaries or would he critique the taste

he will jump on that old mans at the offering and will say itadakimasu 🙏 before latching on