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[1] Like Getting Blood From a Stone [10]
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Step One: Flash him a charming, seductive smile.
[0] Like Getting Blood From a Stone [10]
A/N: There was an old challenge on Quizilla that I used to read a lot about how to get someone to sleep with you in 10 steps. Thanks to a writer named TheRainRogue, I was able to find the prompt, and finally write for it myself after all these years later. It really prompted me to write, and I hope it inspires others to use this old prompt as well! Also, not related, but I’ve been trying forever to center this photo on here! But I can’t! Send help!
Synopsis: When realizing her time to have intimacy with her leader was coming close to an end, reader goes to Judeau for advice on how to make her fantasies a reality.
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Hello~ do you have any fluff headcanons for Griffith?
You guys really love this toxic man~ Don’t worry, I do too.
Griffith Fluff Headcanons
♡Griffith likes to take baths with you. It gives you both a chance to relax, and a chance for him to ask about your day. It also gives him a chance to give you some purely innocent teasing touches.
♡Occasionally, he allows you to wear his Behlit. He likes the way it looks on you, ‘specially during more intimate moments.
♡He likes making you flustered, whether it be from placing his face extremely close to yours or giving you a much softer Hawk’s stare.
♡He thinks about you while on the battlefield. Bringing you home spoils of war, like jewelry or a fancy dagger. They stay on your vanity, only to help decorate the room with bunches of flowers that he gives to you as well.
♡Doesn’t very much enjoy telling stories about his battles and whatnot out of fear that they’ll bore you. He’d much rather listen to you go on about your life and dreams. Though, he doesn’t mind going on about his dream. Don’t even get him started.
Hello, I'm new here on your blog and I love your writing. I'm happy to finally find someone who like to write for Berserk 😃. Thank you ♥️. I even have a request for you if it's ok. Could you write headcanons where the S/o of Judeau, Griffith and Guts got pregnant. If you want you can write a scenario with one character your choice. You can decide 😊 Stay healthy and save 🍀
Thanks for da wuv! I enjoyed writing this until it came to Griffith. That's when I had the problems! Anyways, please enjoy! Sorry if it sucks.
Headcanons where the s/o of Judeau, Griffith and Guts got pregnant
♡Judeau is very excited to be having a child! He is so used to living for other people, that he can now live for someone who actually matters, his kid(s).
♡When he first found out you were pregnant, he couldn’t keep his mouth shut. Going around telling everyone how he’s going to be a dad.
♡He puts his family as a priority. Saving money from battles so that you and he can move to some desolate farmhouse area. He doesn’t want his kid to grow up around wars and battles and is just ready to leave that life behind him now. Griffith doesn’t object.
♡Judeau is always talking to and rubbing on your tummy. Telling his child how they just need to take their time and grow inside. No rush!
♡Again, Judeau is the best partner and wants you to be comfortable. He is at your beck and call. Rubbing your shoulders and swollen feet, feeding you up a storm, and making sure you do absolutely nothing but rest.
♡Judeau doesn’t care what the gender of the baby is. As long as they’re healthy and have 10 toes and 10 fingers, he’s happy.
♡Let’s face it. You know it, I know it, a kid from you isn’t going to help further his dream. It made things harder. Everyone knew that Charlotte was the only thing that was going to further his dream, and you envied that. I find it very hard to believe that you having his child would change that, honestly.
♡That doesn’t mean he doesn’t love and adore his future child, or you, but you know the reality of things. You likely even kept it a secret a long time before you told him. It wouldn't be the happy family ending you wanted.
♡Had his original plan worked with the princess, he’d have an affair with you. He’d set up secret meetings to check up on you during your pregnancy and even after. Money, of course, would never be an issue.
♡On another note, he’s relatively happy that you’re pregnant! Gender isn’t of importance either! Whatever they are, he’ll raise them to be a fine strong individual.
♡Griffith will read boring old-timey literature and strategy books to your belly, just to get a head start on your child’s development.
♡This pregnancy would've been the newfound purpose he was searching for. A kid of his own. This would make him decide to leave the band as well, and we all know how that goes.
♡He’d be extremely protective over you, and very nervous to be a dad. What if he breaks them in half just by holding them? How can he protect his child from the things that happened to him as a kid? Easy, just cut them down. The answer to everything.
♡He also doesn't want you to overwork yourself. Guts feels that even the littlest of tasks causes you stress. You tell him you’re fine, and that you’re not someone who can’t do things on their own, and for him to stop treating you differently, but he doesn't.
♡You had to convince him that raising a kid near a battlefield wasn’t appropriate, so you guys moved away somewhere far too. But as we know, that sword life is always calling him, so moving away from it ain’t finna stop nothing.
♡Guts can be a bit ignorant and insensitive about pregnancy. Confused as to why any little thing he says causes you to burst into tears. He also doesn’t mind telling you that you’ve gained a few pounds. Asshole.
♡Seeing and feeling the baby move and kick around in your tummy freaks him out a bunch.
♡Guts really really wants a boy pls. He can’t train his daughter to be on the battlefield! It’s not meant for her!
Modern setting with fem!reader dating Guts and Judeau? (Bonus pregnancy ish🙃)
Had too much fun with Judeau. He just did not deserve to die.Here ya gooo~ OMG SO AS I WAS COMING HERE TO POST THIS I READ THE REQUEST OVER AND REALIZED I MISREAD AND DID GRIFFITH INSTEAD OF GUTS! I SPENT A HALF A DAY TRYING TO COME UP WITH STUFF FOR GRIFFITH I- A BIT OF NSFW BUT NO UNDER LE CUT THESE ARE LONG AS HELL
Judeau, Griffith, and Guts Modern AU Headcanon with Pregnant s/o
♡Judeau is that person who went to college unsure of what to do with their life, so he’s just been taking gen ed classes. He also works part-time at a grocery store. He helps a lot of old women to their car with their bags.
♡Judeau is still the same ol same ol as far as putting others ahead of his own needs. He helps others study for exams instead of studying himself.
♡You guys became friends in class after you asked for a pencil. From there he asked what you were majoring in and vwala. You two were close ever since. If you called him after leaving a frat party late in the morning and were too scared to walk back to your dorm by yourself, he’d come and get you without a moment's hesitation. It didn’t take long for you two to start dating.
♡Judeau walks you to class, carries your useless heavy textbook, and like everyone else he tutors you.
♡As far as dates go, it’s the typical stuff. Such as going to the movies, going out for ice cream, etc. Judeau is really good at bowling, his swing aim always manages to earn him a strike.
♡He scolds you about your partying, telling you need to focus on your school work instead of partying all the time. You just respond by telling him that you’re just going to go to him for tutoring. In return, he tells you that that would be a good idea if you didn’t fall asleep during the session from partying all night.
♡And that’s when you get to seducing. He resists, urging that you really need to study, but your charm gets him every time. Too many times without protection, that he again, urges he puts on, but fuck that! We goin’ raw dawg maaan.
♡So when you told him you thought that you might be pregnant, he was anything but surprised. A bit under stressed seeing as though he doesn’t have his own life figured out yet, but it does motivate him to finish school for sure.
♡Judeau, being the supportive partner he is, always attends the OBGYN appointments. If you’re craving some fancy over priced steak he’s taking you; if you want a chili dog at 2am in the morning, he's going to get it.
♡You both work (he told you a million times to not work, but you couldn’t stand not contributing to the cause) and save for an apartment. He's having a blast setting up the baby’s room. From painting the walls a gender neutral color because you both agreed upon keeping the baby's gender a secret, putting together the crib, and filling the room with a bunch of vintage toys.
♡Overall, Judeau is doing everything in his power to make sure you and his child live comfortably. He puts him and his family first. He works overtime and he studies hard to finish school. Judeau even tells you not to give up on your dream just because you had a child, and that you can and will finish school.
♡Griffith is the Jeff Bezos in the modern world. He owns one of the most successful businesses of all time, and a self-made billionaire.
♡You work as the manager of the Human Resources department, and since part of your job was dealing with employee relations, you often found yourself in your bosses office. Trying to hopefully conjure up a more person relation of your own.
♡He must’ve caught onto your crush early, because he always seemed to make a valiant effort to make you flustered. Always offering to show a physical demonstration of how to go about team building rather just having it on paper. Finally, he offered to take you out. After a few dates, he asked you to be his own.
♡Griffith didn’t hold back. Sending flowers and presents to you during your work hours, earning you a bunch of glares from the other female employees. He gives you the okay to fire them should they disrespect you in any shape or form.
♡He tries to stay professional otherwise in the work environment, and treats you like anyone else. I mean, unless you get called into his office, where you actually do receive some special treatment bent over his very expensive desk. Usually during your lunch break so that way he can still take his time teasing you, so that’d you’d be more than ready for him when you two return home.
♡Expect extravagant dates and lots of travelling out of country, and the occasional amusement park when he’s feeling like a kid.
♡When you announced your pregnancy to him, he had the most cheesiest smile you’d ever seen. He persisted that you finally move into his breathtaking penthouse, never taking no for an answer because he always gets what he wants. And right now, that’s you and his child in his home.
♡Griffith enjoys the thought of having an heir to his company. Someone whom he can raise to be as equally as intelligent and prosperous in the world.
♡Griffith likely hired people to handle the construction of his child’s room. Not like he didn’t want to, it’s just better people suited to the job. The room is basically a mini library, filled with books and a rocking chair.
♡Guts is in the military, either the marines or army. Mostly because he wants to shoot a gun and kill people.
♡Obviously this would mean you two are in a long distance relationship, but you two love and trust eachother enough to make it work, even though he’s gone for extensive periods of time.
♡You two cope by sending eachother letters, sending gifts, video chatting, and lots and lots of cyber sex.
♡As Cardi B said, “I love it when he goes on tour, ‘cause he cums more when I see him less.” So when already touched-starve Guts returns home, you can expect some passionate rough ‘I need and miss you’ sex. His hands all over you, pulling you close as he deeply thrusts into your neglected cunt. He whispers about how he missed making love to you, and how he never wants to stop or let you go.
♡When he’s home, he tries to make the most of it by spending time with you. At first, he wants nothing more than to lay in bed naked with you all day and make love cuddle, but he understands how boring that can get. He takes you out wherever you want to go, as long as he gets to see you smile.
♡After his two weeks of vacation are up, you get this heartbreaking feeling in your chest as you weren’t ready to let him go. You never knew if he would come back, or if he was ever going to request to be discharged when it was time to re-enlist. He seemed to enjoy it so much, a bit more than he enjoyed you, you thought. He listens to all of your concerns, pulling you into a loving hug and assuring you that he won’t die during service, He tells you that he wants nothing more than to be with you, and that his contract is almost finished.
♡Not too long after he leaves, you take a pregnancy test after missing your period and some gruesome morning sickness, and congrats; you’re pregnant! You postpone on telling Guts for a bit because of anxiety, but after he grew concern when seeing you throw up on a video call, you decided to come clean.
♡Surprised and excited, Guts makes an oath to be there for you during the pregnancy and after. He declares that he’s going to leave the military and come home. Of course you think he means when his contact is over, but in pure Guts fashion, he goes full on AWOL for you.
♡He wants to run away with you, and you take him up on his offer. You two move to some unknown country, and live out your days as a happy familia.
Hello, I really like your writing. Maybe this may be a strange request but as Judeau, Griffith (pre eclipse) and Guts (post or pre eclipse, I let you choose) would react to his s /o hitting their ass. I always imagined how funny it would be but I never asked for anything about it.
Hi, Anon~! No it’s not strange! And even if it was, that’s okay! I accept it! The weirder the more inspiration, yes?
Headcanons about how Judeau, Griffith, and Guts would react to his s /o hitting their ass
♡Since Judeau is so playful, I don’t think he would allow it to happen once he knew you were sneaking up behind him to do it. Instead, he would quickly move out of the way.
♡Judeau would almost immediately retaliate with a grin and smack your ass instead. It happens so fast that you are left a bit confused as to how the tables have turned against you. Those stupid reflexes of his.
♡”Woah there! You would’ve got me if you weren’t so loud sneaking up. I heard you from a mile away,” he teases.
♡You simply blush, vowing to get your revenge on another day as you walk away.
♡Griffith is a lil homo. He’d like it.
♡Griffith would compliment you on your boldness and laugh.
♡Griffith would also retaliate back by squeezing your ass back and running away. Screaming something like:
♡”I’d like to see you try that again!”
♡And now the two are playing butt tag around the camp. Naturally, be leading in points with how many times he’s slapped your ass over him, you never being able to touch his bootay again unless he allowed it.
♡Guts doesn’t play that homo shit! Take it somewhere else! He’s screaming no homo in his head over and over again.
♡”Hey! What the hell do you think you’re doing!? Stop that,” he yells, slapping your hand away.
♡ Is he blushing a lil’?
♡0/10 Would not like at all because he can’t take a joke and has no sense of humor. Or atleast not this kind.
♡When he’s had enough of the butt smacking after warning you several times, he’s going to restrain you somehow and won’t let you loose until he feels you’re never going to try to do that again.
♡Butt of course, you do.