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more ppl should call me griffith when they’re ‘upset’ at me
Who are the funniest people in Valdez ?
me, bitch ! and maybe griffith, on a good day.
who do you ship with iris?
self love ! poor girl goes running with her tail between her legs the second niko snaps his fingers… it’s kinda pathetic, isn’t it ? plus, we all thought griffith would be her knight in shining armor but i think he only has eyes for ms. hawthorne.
Who do you think is going to be the next casualty in valdez?
hard to say, i haven’t seen either side making any big moves lately. my best guess ? griffith. he seems a little prone to stupidity. from the cobras i’d say leela, but probably just because i’d love to see what it would do to the khloe kardashian of the petrans. hell, maybe he’ll be happy and finally get on with mai.
all i want for christmas is a madden/griffith/iris threesome.
i hate to be the bearer of bad news, but christmas already came and went. me though? i’m thinking that this would be a great way to kick off the new year, don’t you?
are there any normal couples here? because all I see is savage-cobra pairings, and speaking of, does any of those pairings even has a chance to survive now?
if we’re going to be straight with each other i don’t think there is any such thing as a normal couple, i almost said mariana and julian but i mean she’s knocked up with a gang member’s baby so that’s a mess all on it’s own , but you know who the most normal couple in this entire town is? obviously vera and griffith. i look at them and all i see are five babies tormenting their uncle and learning how to clean their guns from iris!