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“Let's be realistic. Someone who is granting you power isn’t going to give you the tools you need to overthrow them. It's the same thing the government did back on our world; you can get a great education, but no one is going to give you the knowledge that you need in order to change their system.”
Dakota Krout, Grilled Armageddon
Grilled Armageddon
By Dakota Krout
Cooking with Disaster
Volume 1
The world as we knew it is gone. Food and water are poison. Learn the new rules, or die trying.
Eli ‘Nacho’ Naches is a fearsome assassin who has lost everything in a post-apocalyptic world full of monstrous creatures. He knows where he fits in this horror-show, and he’s only been hanging around to see what’s going to be thrown at him next. When he’s finally put in chains and sent to the chopping block, he goes readily… only to be unexpectedly sent back in time to his younger body with his memories intact, and the chance to make a difference.
But Nacho isn’t interested in saving the world. He just needs to save the people that matter to him, and give them a chance to survive in a world where everything but the air itself is poison. Knowing that all their lives are on the line, Nacho the battle-scarred killer needs to get his college-age friends to listen to him, plan their builds, and secure a safe location to bunker down. Obviously, each of those goals is an Epic quest all on its own.
Welcome to the Juxtaposition. May Your Future Be Delicious.
My Favorite Quotes from the first book.
1. "There's a lot I'm not telling you. Some of it is ... disturbing. "
Nacho wasn't looking forward to talking about the world's eventual food sorce. Extolling the virtues of cannibalism was always so awkward.
2. Once they were safe, he could try cooking Gumdrop Grubs
With a name like that, they wouldn't taste too terrible, would they?
3. Hey, Cook Boy! You're not just cooking, you're cooking with love. Give your favorite murder-machine mate motivation to be murdering. I'm sure you'll be proud when your dear friends go on a killing rampage with a belly full of your cooking magic.
4. Cannibalism always made for very distasteful conversation.
5. "We know you, Nacho. We know you have this side to you... because of -how do I put this nicely as possible...? We had always voted on you as the person most likely to eat another person. Be happy our old year books got left in the old world."
6. The past has teeth, and it'll go for the throat every time.
7. The future is far hungrier. It eats the very seconds of our lives.
8. Also your overworking your biscuit dough. If you'd been born in Mississippi you would've known that.
9. Oh, you know, fall into a rut and then decorate it instead of getting out and away. A picture here, a throe rug there, 'oh, sweetheart, should we decoupage the furniture '?
Kronos turned and glared at the cook. "The answer is always no. Don't decoupage anything. Ever "
7. "Let's keep it that way." Nacho hummed softly as he scrubbed. "Losing you two.... made me a much worse person."
8. Hey, Player, it's Active Combat time! Wow. You are a treacherous chef, aren't you? Guy doesn't want to eat your wings, so you stab him in the neck? Good luck with your mellow murder!
9. The stories of you pesky humans, Earth in particular, make us old weary beings optimistic. If there's one utterly precious commodity in the universe, it's hope.
10. Listen, Kala, human beings are good at two things: adapting to circumstances, and coming together to survive. That's our real magical ability: to tell each other stories that draw us together, because we are much stronger together than we are apart. Yes, there will be growing pains, but the more people we gather, the stronger we'll become.
Is this a cozy cooking story?
No
Murder is always cooking
* This a good first book for the start of a series, the world has become a murder game survival game. And our "hero" has a history of murder and cannibalism. The only thing he cares about is keeping his friends alive. And I think there is real proof that is a good. Thing but I a world where killing things is so important Nacho choose to cook and I think that he's going to completely change the game.
“Everyone plays life in hard mode. 'If you fail to plan, you plan to fail.'” Nacho stated softly, a counterpoint to his friend's enthusiasm. “Here’s a more modern saying I came up with: 'if you aren’t planning ahead, you end up trapped in an inescapable vortex of doom instead of snowballing toward greatness. Then you’re dead'.”
Dakota Krout, Grilled Armageddon
"Nacho had stabbed people in the back, but not someone as big and as deserving as Hogan. “In this game, I’m not an Assassin. I’m a cook, Hogan… and you’re on the menu. I’m going to treat you like the ingredient you are, and use you to whip up a recipe for escape.”"
"“The stories of you pesky humans, Earth in particular, make us old weary beings optimistic. If there’s one utterly precious commodity in the universe, it’s hope.” With a wink, Kronos vanished abruptly."
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"There are more than a few of us Patrons in your corner, Eli Naches. Also, you’re overworking your biscuit dough. If you’d been born in Mississippi, you would’ve known that.” Nacho made a face. “Yeah, people in the South do know how to cook. Last question: please explain the culture references?”"
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"Reuben made a face. “We know you, Nacho. We know you have this side to you… because of—how do I put this as nicely as possible…? We had always voted on you as the most likely to eat another person. Be happy our old yearbooks got left in the old world.”"
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“I like it a lot.” Reuben grinned in the lantern’s dim glow. “An old-school ambush, just like Grandma used to make.”"
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