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Renard: So, from all this time I have known Nick, whenever he feels a loved one is in danger, he gets extremely angry and kills everyone who is the threat. So what do I do with an organization who is blackmailing the mother of his child and threatening the life of his son?
Renard: Go along with it! Oh and say that his kid is mine. Nothing can go wrong with this plan!
Adalind: Yeah, I should’ve taken Kelly to Tokyo Disney.
What Adalind might end up doing
Nick: So Adalind is a hexenbiest again, she went to play phony family with Renard and I can’t find Kelly anywhere.
Hank: So what now?
Wu: Yeah, I mean Eve and Hadrian Wall is getting ready to do the plan to take down Black Claw.
Nick: Well, knowing Adalind, she’s gonna do something incredibly stupid and dangerous that will horribly backfire on her and then run away.
*A car then drives in and stops. Out comes Adalind*
Adalind: Hey, I got Diana back. We’re gonna have to leave.
Nick: What?
*Diana’s head pops from the window and waves*
Adalind: Also, I got Kelly. Seriously, we need to go like now.
Nick: What happened?
Adalind: Well, I decided to play along to get Diana back, but the Black Claw people were going to hurt Kelly so I ended killing them all. Also, Sean might be dead.
Nick: ...
Hank: ...
Wu: So... is this a good time to let you guys know that I might be a werewolf?
Adalind: And I found the magic healing stick. And Hadrian Wall is really mad at me. So we need to leave.
Nick: Adalind...
Nick: You know what? Sure.
*He gets in the car*
Wu: Can I come too?
Nick: Yeah, why not.
*And they drive off*
How Renard could make this all work for him
*Nick, Wu, Hank and Meisner are in his office*
Renard: So that’s everything. They want me to run for mayor and probably be their puppet king.
Meisner: Yes, Eve has been looking into that.
Renard: Yes, anyway, I’ve looking into my own contacts, and seeing who is still loyal to me. I’m thinking we have an opportunity to get into Black Claw and get my daughter back.
Meisner: Agreed. I will notify my people and Eve will still tail you and keep you safe.
Renard: Also, Nick, I might have to borrow Adalind.
Nick: Why?
Renard: For some reason they want her pose to be my wife and make it seem we’re a happy family.
*They are all quiet for a moment and then laughed*
Renard: Yeah, that idea is so stupid that either that has some ulterior motive that won’t be good for her or the person who came up with it is an idiot with out of date info.
Nick: I’ll talk to her, but every time your name comes up she’ll mention on how you slept with her mom and took Diana away from her.
Renard: Christ, she cannot let that go.
Meisner: Yes, well, we’ll put a protection detail on her too. I’ll do it. To be safe.
Renard: Uh-huh, yeah. Wu, you’re a werewolf now, so I’m gonna use as a hitman, okay?
Wu: Uh, yeah, sure, I’ll just disregard my morals.
Nick: I did. Its great.
Mesiner: And I was brainwashed.
Renard: Okay, this meeting went off-topic so we’re ending it. Any questions?
Hank: I just want to know is how your taste in women always seem run on the evil side.
Renard: I don’t have that preference.
Nick: Adalind, Adalind’s mom, that one Royal lady who beat up Monroe in S01, Juliette when she was high on Hexenbiest, and now Rachel Wood.
Renard: ...
Renard: ...
Renard: Meeting dismissed.
What Wu needs to do
*He comes in, pulls up his sleeve and shows the scratch*
Wu: I don’t how, I don’t even know how its even possible but Mommy Werewolf scratched me and now I’m a werewolf or something when the moon is full.
Nick: Wait, you’re the sane human of the group who was introduced to the secrets and now you’re changing due to unknown side effect to a Wesen problem. We did that already. With Juliette. The writers are recycling ideas again.
Wu: Yeah and I got the short end of the stick. What’s important now is a cure. I need a cure.
Nick: I don’t know how-
Wu: The stick. It saved Monroe, maybe it can save me.
Nick: Are you sure?
Wu: The writers are turning me into a werewolf. I need to get cured before they decide to kill me off.
Kelly in Silence of the Slams
*Kelly gets 3 seconds of screentime*
Nick leans over.
Kelly: Hi Man who sleeps with Mommy.
What Renard might have been thinking
Campaign Lady: You have a daughter. And Adalind is the mother.
Renard thinking: *HELL NO! I just got rid of her! She’s Nick’s problem now! How behind are your sources?! Did you know that she has another kid with some other guy? How are you going to explain that? Also, she hates me. And I do NOT want to go on that road again! EVER!*
Renard speaking: Hmm?
When Diana meets BB!Kelly
Nick, Adalind watch Diana holding and playing with Kelly.
Diana: Whose a cute little half-brother? Yes! You are! Yes you are!
Nick: She’s been doing that for like an hour.
Adalind: I know, its so peaceful.
Nick: Well, I’m glad that you’re happy about this.
Adalind: You should too. I mean she came here to kill us both but she saw Kelly and now she loves us.
Diana: And where’s the big scary Grimm who can’t realize that kidnapping a baby from her mother is not a good idea? Yeah! Its your daddy! There he is!
Adalind: OK, she tolerates you. But that’s good. She still can’t stand Sean.
Nick: That’s something. OK, Diana can you please put down Kelly?
Diana: Oh, what is that I hear? A guy who only spends like five minutes with his kid?
Nick: I- fine.
Diana: Yay! C’mon Kelly, I’m teaching you how to fly!
Adalind: I think she really means that.
Nick: No, you are not doing that!
How did the Crusaders come up with that plan?
Over 8 hundred years ago, 7 Crusaders who were also Grimms found a magical healing stick and decided to hide it from the Royals, and chose a catacombs as their place. So the Grimm knights which I will dub William, Jacob, Hans, Charlie, Oscar, Frank and Roland.
Jacob: Okay, so we need a place to hide this so no one but us will find it later. But where?
William: I say under the heavy stones. We can paved them over.
Jacob: What? No.
William: We’re Grimms. We have super strength.
Jacob: No. Roland, please help.
Roland: How about that church in the woods?
Charlie: Yeah, with that’s where my aunt is buried!
later...
Charlie: This place is creepy.
Hans: Which is perfect, because who else would come here?
Jacob: Yes, but where can we put this?
Frank: I vote where Charlie’s aunt is buried.
Jacob: ...no.
Hans: Wait, I got it! How about we hide it behind a wall of skulls? Who would look there?
Jacob: A very determine person or a very crazy person. So how will we know?
Hans: We will, all we need to remember is a wall of skulls.
Jacob: Yeah, us or a determine crazy person.
Frank: So we need a deterrent to keep others away.
William: Like a stench!
Hans: Or a curse!
Roland: Or the dark!
Jacob: I got it! We have to keep everything in the dark!
Hans: Yeah, but we need to see. We got lost here like twice. I still can’t find Oscar.
Jacob: How about skulls that... do we have that special dye that makes everything glow-in-the-dark?
Charlie: Yes we do!
Jacob: Good, so let’s get to work! Oscar thank you for joining us.
Oscar: Thanks for losing me. So what’s the plan?
Charlie: We’re hiding the stick behind a wall of skulls that glow in the dark.
Oscar: I want to add one thing.
Jacob: Yes?
Oscar: We just do seven skulls in a pattern, and they make a G.
Jacob: That sounds...
William: Awesome
Hans: Cool
Charlie: Fantastic
Oscar: Inspiring
Frank: Brilliant
Roland: Cheesey, so yes.
Jacob: Okay, glowing G it is.
