GRIMMJOW GRIMMJOW GRIMMJOW
Best. Bleach. Character. Get ready for a rant, Grimmjow people.
Up until about eighth grade, I had a ginormous crush on Yoko Kurama from Yu Yu Hakosho. I, like, totally was into his flowing silver hair and muscled arms and shit. It was pathetic. This crush ran about two years, and in 6th grade I actually wrote a really sad fanfic in which I had him fall in love with an OC character based on me. Get your laughs out now.
Then, suddenly, he wasn't attractive anymore, because I realized that thinking anime characters was hot was akin to thinking Spongebob was hot, or at least in my mind it was. I continued reading manga and watching anime, but not even Kaname and Zero from Vampire Knight could rouse any teenage fantasies in me.(Idk, apparently those two are hot commodities).
Then, recently, I've discovered Grimmjow. I was watching Bleach and BAM. Shirt flowing open, cotton candy blue hair, shark teeth grin. Suddenly...an anime character was appealing to me. And his gravelly voice (which probably belongs to some overweight voice actor in his late 40's)...riweuthwgeiosruhfseoidrguhsdipfugdhasdjfgaDKLJFGHASKLDFJHALSJKDFHSKJ.
HE IS SO HOT. And this might be simply a justification, but I think it's because I would be desperately attracted to someone like that in real life. You know when you're watching TV/a movie, and there's someone so hot on the screen that your feet involuntarily kick in frustration and you make muffled eep noises? That's me when Grimmjow shows up. He's just so...multidimensional with his seeming total gritty assholeness underlined with that weird code of honor.
And if there was some alternate Bleach world where I didn't ship IchiRuki with a wild abandon that is almost painful sometimes, I would totally jump on the IchiGrimm yaoi train. I mean...that fight in episodes 165-167 or so...the stuff Grimmjow says to Ichigo to egg him on literally sounds like sex domination type crap. My god.
I want Grimmjow to come back so badly.
Dear lord, I need help. Serious help.
Someone back me up, please?
