#grimquotes

[c00kie-crossing]

*When Blather and Celeste are chicks* 

Blathers: I don't like bugs. Celeste, are you even listening to me?

Celeste: I seem to have misplaced my ant farm.

Blathers: MOOOOOM!

[c00kie-crossing]

Flurry: what's the hardest thing for you to say?

Shino: I was wrong

Ione: I need help

Mayor Cookie: the word "no"

Sherb: worcestershire sauce

[c00kie-crossing]

Hello! My name is Mayor Cookie and this is my Animal Crossing blog!

Everyone is welcome here so long as you mean well!

Please send in your questions, I'd love to chat! Also feel free to spam like.

Current Grimoire Residents

Resident Representative: Mayor Cookie

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Hello! My name is sp00kyc00kie and welcome to my RP/Ask Blog!

When I am out of character I will talk with this color.

When Mayor Cookie talks it will be with this color, with (this) being her inner thoughts.

When Briar Bishop talks it will be with this color, with (this) being her inner thoughts.

Tags

☆ = Important Tag

◇ = Island Inspo Tag

Random Thoughts: #BulletinBoard

Roleplay Tag: #GrimoireGang

Grimoire Memes Tag: #GrimGoofs

Incorrect Quotes Tag: #GrimQuotes

Fanart Tag: #GrimFanart

Fanfiction Tag: #GrimFanfic

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🧿 Stay Spooky 🧿

[c00kie-crossing]

Sherb: Like they say, "If you can't beat them, curl up in a ball and protect your organs."

[c00kie-crossing]

Pietro, talking to Mayor Cookie: They're trying to lure me into a false sense of security! Well, joke’s on them! I’ve never been secure in my life! And I’m not about to start now!

[c00kie-crossing]

Drago: *looks at Sherb*  Baby boy. Baby.

Drago: *looks at Deli* Evil. 

[c00kie-crossing]

Mayor Cookie: Time freezes for everyone but you one day. What do you do? 

Deli: Oh… I’d mildly trouble everyone. 

Mayor Cookie: Alright, so what would you do? 

Deli: I’d shave a one-inch thick line in every thick beard I saw. 

Deli: I’d twist all the lightbulbs just a little bit so no one would know when they aren’t working. 

Deli: I’d make every wing on girls eyeliner just a little bit higher than the other one. 

Deli: And I’d tie everyone’s shoelaces together. 

Deli: And then lastly, I’d snip a little hole in every tea bag. 

Mayor Cookie: 

Mayor Cookie: Remind me to never allow you to have power.

[c00kie-crossing]

Ribbot: Why do you let me win when we race up the stairs? You’re the faster one. 

Flurry: Erm... it’s nice to see your smile when you win! 

*later* 

Ribbot: They're probably just staring at my ass, aren't they. 

Mayor Cookie: Yeah, probably.