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Although I WAS at dashcon two, I sadly did not get to experience the wonderful pool of Groovy balls. But by using highly advanced technology that I am not familiar with as I am a man from 1967, here is me enjoying the dashcon two ball pit:

It's as if I really experienced it. I can feel them. The balls. Yeah baby.

#the ball pit eluded me....#dashcon #dashcon two #dashcon 2 #austin powers #groovy-posting #(im still gathering material/procrastinating making at actual post about the con itself but i will say-#i do wish i got to go in the ball pit i was too busy eating fries outside- i mean shagging a SEXY bird !!!)#mojo-posting

*Does a Groovy Little Dance that makes you Horny*

#groovy-posting #austin powers #my performance at dashcon 2 in a sexy nutshell:

The parallels of these images: powerful.

#will you be in shreks cringe compilation or austins sexy gallery?#the answer is both #ones perception of cringe is anothers perception of based (or in this case- sexy)#austin powers #shrek #groovy-posting #mojo-posting

favorite word?

*pulsating with groovy anticipation to say my favourite word*

Why it's

SHAGADEL-

*dodges bullets sexily*

WHOA !!! Sorry about that, the Titinator appeared.

Anyway, it's Shagadelic.

#shes my ex wife #austin powers #groovy-posting #mojo-posting #shag me anything #asks #flashing

*sexily* OW OW !!! OUCH !!! SHAGGING OWW !!!

Did you know? Mojo regenerates itself every month in a very painful and, frankly, unshagadelic way !! Follow for more Austin Powers Facts ❤️👓🍸☮️

FUCK-I mean- SHAG !!! IT HURTS !!!!

#curse my shagging mojo cycle !!!#although it allows me to shag so very well its a blessing and a curse !!!#austin powers #groovy-posting #mojo-posting

AUSTIM POWERS *stims groovily*

#do i make you stim baby #autism powers #austin powers #groovy-posting #mojo-posting #ps everyday i mourn tumblr user autismpowers and their blog title 'do i make you stim baby'#rip</3

According to my Mojo calculator, *extremely sexy beeping noises*

I am 8 followers away from 69

SHAG YEAH !! WE'RE ALMOST AT The Sexiest number !!!! I'm on the Edge of my shagging seat baby 👓🍸💙🏵☮️

#i still dont know what will happen when i reach that number !!!#i was frozen during the years of 1967 until 2024 !!!!#people in this time find it very sexy !!! im gonna need someone to show me what makes it so sexy!!!#austin powers #groovy-posting #mojo-posting

YEAH BABY I SHAGGING LOVE TUMBLR!!! 💙💙👓🍸✨️ although I have only been on this "WEB-SITE" for a week, it has many positives. Such as, it appears that- unlike some other sites- I can freely say words like HORNY, SEX and SEXY. Additionally, this place loves swingers (me) and breedable men (me).

And while we're on the subject, wow! I thought I was a Horny Mojo Maniac *chuckles groovily* some of you scare me !! I'm so frightened !!! But I DON'T Care. I Shagging Love It ❤️🕺🏻✨️🕺🏻✨️

Now what was this place like before 2018 Specifically .... I wonder.....

#groovy-posting #mojo-posting #i can also say things like 'kill myself' wow #the possibilities are endless #no but seriously what was this website like before 2018....i did not see it as i was frozen at the time #austin powers

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