I Spy.
By now you should all know that Daroline has left us. All last weekend, as you saw from the pictures, I spent my time deep cleaning almost everything that was once touched by Daroline. Yay for cleanliness!
Fan and I have found a new housemate who will hopefully be a much better fit - he'll go by the name Lyle for future reference. Anyways, I do not want you all to think that this will just be the most boring, useless blog ever written from here on out. My friends, there are still SO MANY stories left to tell, pictures to show, and quotes to, well, quote. Daroline did so many ridiculous things on a daily basis that there was no way I was able to keep up with the blog each and every time something happened. I actually have a list of stories to write about so that I don't forget anything! So without further ado, I present to you my first inter-active blog post:
Remember when we were kids and you had that friend with the "I Spy" books? You would open the book to any page, and across the span of two pages would be a giant picture filled with clutter. Within all of that clutter, you had to spy a number of specific objects.
This post is going to be just like I Spy. Please feel free to comment on the items you find, or even download the pictures and circle each item if you wish.
I Spy:
6 bottles of red wine
2 pennies
1 high-heeled shoe
1 red wine stain
1 bra (2 cup sizes too small)
2 wine bottle openers with corks
1 vacuum tube attachment
1 crushed can of PBR
4-day-old food
1 empty bottle of "prescription" meds
1 can of Coca Cola
2 spoons
1 empty wine glass
1 box of cigarettes
1 (hopefully) empty container of yogurt