My sister knows how to grab my attention...
Grotts: You really need to look at all the shoes.
Me: I can't bring mysen to let mysen 'cus they're pretty and I have no money.
Grotts: But duuuuuuuuuude they have combat boots and shoes you could use to kill a person!!!!
Me: I was supposed to get the train tickets to London, but I forgot about a couple of sick days I took so I can't afford to get them just yet. I need to get a railcard and shoes to kill a person what gimme.
Grotts: If I can find them again...
Me: *Grumbles about being a bad influence*
Grotts: Don't hate me for finding the shoes you like.