#space orks

[pris-cas]

“Lesson #1 how far can humans see”

@deltatxt made this into a fanfic!! It’s awsome!! Go check it out!! Blinking in the starlight

Lesson #2

[oldschoolfrp]

Ork space pirates in action on a storm-wracked world (Paul Bonner cover art for Freebooterz, Space Ork army lists for Warhammer 40,000: Rogue Trader, Games Workshop, 1991)

[kyleblackpaw]

Humans are one of the longer lived animals on this planet, outlived by only a handful of things. So instead of humans as space orks, rapidly and aggressively spreading, please consider the following:

Humans as space elves. Ridiculously long lived, even compared to the Redronia who were previously envied for their long lives of 7.5 large galactic time units (approx 37.5 terran years). They are often willing to wait years, MULTIPLE YEARS! for projects to complete or plans to play out. Each one is possessed of more life experience and the accompanying wisdom than a Quixlan could attain in 3 lifetimes by the time they reach their age of maturity. Never let them borrow something however, as it may be half a lifetime before you see it again.

[hairymonkeyhands]

Armageddon

[skullivander]

Skrullnok Grimchewa and his pet hoomie, Snipe Arnold. Snipe is the only survivor of his platoon after a brutal battle against Orks. Skrullnok found Snipe half conscious and decided he would make a fun war prize to decorate his choppa!

(and then Snipe reluctantly falls in love and they hug and kiss and kiss and hug and FU-)

[japo-orbo]

In the end, I got through three hours of speed painting very quickly over the weekend, and here's the result: Battle Wagon. Enjoy the checkered, red-horned destruction!

[cuprohastes]

How'd you like it, human?

Entry 72

Humans are so annoying. They want to touch everything. The human on ship keeps touching animals even. Nobody asked them to. They just do it.

Human! Stop touching animals and making weird noises and pick stuff up and do human related things!!

Entry 79

Human is still touching animals and making bizarre vocalizations at every opportunity.

It occurs to me that they'd soon give up if it happened to them.

I have an amazing idea. I wills tart petting the human! They will soon desist in their annoying behavior.

Entry 80

I have made a terrible miscalculation.

[itsseannotshawnart]

And now a random idea. An Ork Painboss who spends his time curing diseases not for some medical duty, but because diseases are just another enemy to krump.

His boys get into a battle with Nurgle Daemons and he's like "Oi! Dis 'ere sickness is in need of a good kickin'!!!" And he proceeds to take out organs, replace them with whatever tough parts he can fit in the ork, and smacks it a bit with his concoction of lighter fluid, fungus beer, and a live squig in a bottle and uses it to "give dat disease a good krumpin!" And Nurgle just hates that a being can overcome his gifts not with medicine, but with brute force.

Well call it M.O.S.H (Mobile Ork Surgical Hospital)