There we go finally got my audio working ^-^ (hopefully, pray for me guys for i am tech stupid)
Anyways I brought back DR bakugou and added him radiologist tech Kiri. This time it seems Bakugou's not doing so hot (yes i'm being corny hush) Hope you all enjoy!
CW mention & mild description of injury, implication of cannibalism & murder (yes my villain deku is a cannibal....no i'm not describing him eating anyone),
So izuku had a lil run in with Dynamite while out on his spree/hunting, and now he's come back a lil more than banged up
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@goodlucksnez Happy birthday my good bitch, I hope you liked it, I know its not much but i tried. maybe one day i'll have the courage to do our OCs
(a lil Nag/ant x Kei/go fic based on an MHA gods AU i have thanking @goodlucksnez for the fic inspo)
“Nagant? You alright?” Keigo asked as he stepped inside the temple’s main living area.
“Yeah I’mb alright” Nagant answered though she sounded exhausted, her voice stuffy and hoarse. Keigo walked into her bedroom, the temple was more like a frat house though surprisingly kept pretty tidy. She was looking through her closet to find an outfit. However, as soon as Keigo had entered he noticed her energy was off. It was weak, the soft smell of red wine was still there but her usual bouncy, strong, and vibrant energy was dimmed out. This feeling of unwellness surrounded him. He could hear her snuffling and see her taller form slightly hunched over with her wings wrapped around herself.
“You don’t sound so good”
“I’m fide Keigo, just ti-tiih tired.” She replied as she scrunched up her nose trying to fight the ever-brewing itch.
“You know I can feel when something is wrong, love?” Nagant paused at this statement, Keigo wasn’t wrong, he could feel when Nagant’s energy changed, anyone could. She debated on shutting off her energy from him but figured that would be mean and look suspicious.
“I’m just tired, Keigo, I-I prohh promiseeh heh! Ugh dnot dnuh huhh dnow.” She muttered the last part as she rubbed her wrist roughly against the underside of her nose with a soft grumbling. Keigo leaned against the door frame as he watched. From rubbing at her nose to fanning her face, it was only another few seconds before she-
“hh’iZTSHHuu! hh’iZTSHHuu!…heh huhh! hh’iZTSHHuu!”
“Bless you” Keigo walked over with a concerned expression and turned the goddess to face him. He frowned upon seeing how pale she looked, dark circles dimming her eyes while her nose was a dark pink on its way to an angry red. He gently pressed his palm to her forehead and was met by an unusual warmth.
“You’re sick” He stated, Nagant shook her head.
“Dno I’mb just tired”
“Being tired doesn’t make you sneezy, sniffly or feverish. And i know you’re not drunk.”
“I cad’t be sigk, I dod’t get sihh sih hih! hh’iZTSHHuu! Ugh sigk” Her sentence was punctuated with a long thick sniffle. Keigo wasn’t convinced and Nagant knew it.
“I have things I dneed to do adyways.” Keigo shook his head at her.
“You can’t go out to any of your parties like that. And if you can barely hold back a sneeze, I don’t trust you to be shooting an arrow.” Nagant wanted to protest but was interrupted by her nose proving Keigo right.
“Hey-hey its juh-just a few sdeehehh oh fuck hehh hiehh heh! hh’iZTSHHuu! hh’iZTSHHuu! hh’iZTSHHuu!” She ducked down leaning away from Keigo but ended up stumbling backwards into a wall. Keigo reached out to keep her from falling, with a sigh he pulled her to her bed and sits her down.
“Bless you, now come on, it's obvious, you don’t feel well, just lay down.” Nagant pouted at him but she could see he wasn’t going to let her up.
“Alright, fide.” She huffed and slid under the covers of her bed. Keigo smiled and hopped off the bed and placed a kiss on her lips.
“Stay here, I’ll be back.” Nagant then looked upset at him asking why he was leaving so soon.
“Don’t worry, I’m just going to bring back some supplies, I won't be long. Don’t try sneaking out to the party, please” The party was one held by some of the nymphs and mortals Nagant loved to hang out with who didn’t reside on Olympus. Her pout exaggerated into a playful smirk.
“Sneak out? Me? Dnever~” Keigo rolled his eyes slipped off his jacket and draped it over the goddess before leaving.
By the time Keigo had come back Nagant had fallen asleep, he chuckled softly seeing her tall lanky frame laying in an almost dramatic pose. One arm clutched Keigo’s jacket to her chest, while the other covered the top half of her face, blocking out any light. One leg just barely hanging off the edge of the bed as the other was drawn upwards. Setting down his items on the night stand he gingerly shook his lover awake.
“Nagi, wake up love” There was a quiet hum as she stirred awake, lifting her arm from her face to see Keigo.
“Oh you’re back quick” She commented, Keigo nodded and held up a sealed cup.
“I stopped by Kirishima’s tavern and got you a hot toddy with a double shot of whisky. That should help you get over that cold.” Nagant huffed as she sat up.
“I dod’t have a cold, I cad’t get sigk” She took the cup and sipped on the drink, leaning against the pillows a look of relief appeared. The drink sure felt good going down her sore throat, the warmth slowly melted away her chills. As she drank it down Keigo crawled on to her bed and wrapped an arm around her, pulling Nagant towards him.
“Uh-huh, keep telling yourself that Nagi~” He teased lightly and kissed her forehead.
“Okay fide, I have’t beed sick id like a century or two.” She admitted, Keigo looked surprised at this. Sure the idea of a god getting a cold sounded a little ridiculous but it wasn’t impossible. Though a century?!
“What did you do to get a cold like this? Did you piss off a god of healing or something?”
“If I tell you, you’re gonna either laugh or say ‘I told you so’”
“It can’t be that bad love, I wont laugh I promise.” Nagant sighed took a long swig of her drink before saying it.
“So you know that party I wedt to, the ode in the east forest near the mountains?”
“Mhm”
“Lets just say i’mb denver godda go skiddy dipping the-there agaid hehh hiehh! hh’iZTSHHuu!”
“Nagi that water is cold!” Keigo exclaimed worriedly, Nagant nodded and rubbed at her nose.
“I dknow I dknow, but I did’t thigk it-ih ihh!” Her breath caught up between her words as the awful tickle tease her nose. This at least gave Keigo time to grab a tissue, he looked over to see the god fanning her face to coax the incoming sneeze along. Pushing her hands out of the way and pressing the soft cloth to her nose seemed to do it. She drew in a sharp gasp before exploding.
“Hh’iZTSHHuu! Hhdd—hdTSSCHhuhh!! Hhih! ITZshmmph!” Each sneeze rocked her body forwards, even though they had a soft sound they were still forceful. Keigo kept a hold of her worried she’d hit her head on something if he didn’t.
“Bless you, I’ve got you, babe, easy there.” Slowly she sat up and then leaned into Keigo’s shoulder with a whine.
“Ugh I feel awful, my Erote.”
“Aaaw poor baby, can you tell me what doesn’t feel good?” Pathetically Nagant nuzzled into the devote’s shoulder with a miserable look.
“Bmy head hurts, bmy throat’s sore -the drigk helps though- bm-bmy dnuh dnose hehh hiih hiht’Hh’iZTSHHuu! Ugh is driving bme crazy”
“Sounds like you caught god awful cold.” He chuckled softly at his attempt at a joke, Nagant giggled a bit but that soon turned into throat-stinging coughs. Keigo handed back her drink encouraging her to finish it.
“If its been more than a decade since you’ve been sick, it makes sense now as to why its hit you so hard.” After she gulped down the hot beverage she settled back down though now she was laying her head on the hero’s chest. Snuffling, sniffling, and rubbing at her nose she was beginning to turn red from the abuse. At least the congestion was loosening up with how wet they sounded. Keigo snatched up a few tissues and pressed them to her nose, almost immediately he could feel it twitching beneath his palm. Her breath hiccuped against his wrist.
“Aw nose itchy?”
“Mhm’b ugh i-ih its suuh so ih ihh itchy hheeih Hh’iZTSHHuu! Hh’iZTSHHuu! Hhdd—hdTSSCHhuhh!!” However, after three sneezes, the horrible tickle wasn’t letting up. Her eyes fluttered open and then shut as another set of desperate wet sneezes came. Keigo was going to try and switch out the well-used tissues for new ones but Nagant shook her head pushing his hand away before stifling.
“Ngk'zzsSHhwwh! Ng'TCHht! Kngkt-chiew!” Sputtering for air with tears in her eyes, she pushed back her messy hair that had flopped in her face during the fit.
“Ugh stupid tissues bmakes bmy dose all itchy.” Rubbing small circles across her back between her wings they shuddered at his touch and chills, Keigo made a small noise and pulled her back to his chest.
“Aaw someone’s sensitive~”
“I’mb dnot sedsitive, just this stupid cold bmakig bme sdeezy”
“Yeah that means you’re sensitive”
“Just shut up and cuddle bme, Keigo.” Keigo smiled and wrapped his arms around Nagant as she nuzzled against him. She tried going back to sleep but it wasn’t working. She tossed and turned, but her body wouldn’t relax. It probably had something to do with her being so congested. Keigo could hear each sniffle hitting a wall almost immediately.
“Can’t sleep, love?”
“Uh-uh, dnose is too stuffy”
“Here let me try something,” Keigo said, Nagant looked up at him curiously. He gently pressed his thumb and pointer finger against both sides of her sinuses and massaged in small circles. He could feel the congestion shifting beneath his fingertips. Nagant tensed a little before sighing in relief and going lax in her devotee’s arms.
“That feels good”
“That’s good, you are so adorable ya know” Nagant looked up at him confusedly.
“How am’b I adorable? I feel and look like death.”
“Because you’re all pouty, and the way you blush with fever and cling to me is cute.”
“I’mb dn-dnot cuuh huh cute-oh dnuh dnot agaiih agaid.” She whimpered out, her nose twitching and reddened nostrils flaring. Pushing her nose into Keigo’s palm rubbing against it to try and make the god awful tickle go away. But it wouldn’t go away completely, it would settle down and them amp back up again. Teasing her to tears, Keigo saw this and had a slight idea.
“Aw poor Nagi that really is a bad cold huh, is it stuck?”
“Uh-huhh fuhh fuck ihh it tih! Tickles, Keigo.” She whined between hitches, Keigo smirked a little and decided to put his thoughts to practice.
“It looks like it does, aw this cold must be awful making your nose so tickly. I bet its driving your nose crazy with how stuffy you are.”
“Keihh hehh! Keigo hehh d-duuh dod’t I-I cad’t hehh heh!”
“Oh, you can’t what, my love? Can’t get that cold out any faster, your nose looks like it wants it out of you. Cold must be all in your nose for it to do that~” Nagant was quick to bury her nose into his chest right before the tickle reached it peak. It seemed like talking about it did the trick!
“Hhdd—hdTSSCHhuhh!! Hhih! ITZshmmph Hhdd—hdTSSCHhuhh!! hehh!Hh’iZTSHHuu!” Keigo’s shirt got more and more damp with each sneeze but he didn’t mind. Felt the goddess rubbing her nose into his chest between fits, holding onto his t-shirt as if he’d go anywhere. Her body shivered and shook through her sneezes, Keigo wasn’t wrong it did seem like her body wanted this cold out as fast as possible! When it stopped she just barely pulled away before hiding her face against him blushing. He could feel her embarrassment flow over him like water.
“What’s wrong Nagi?”
“I bmade a bmess of your shirt” She confessed shyly, Keigo just rubbed her back and kissed the top of her head.
“Its alright baby, I don’t mind, not like your nose can handle a tissue.”
“Hey I’mb dnot that b-bad!” Nagant exclaimed, Keigo then grabbed a tissue holding it just out of reach.
“You wanna test that, my goddess~?” She let out a small ‘hmph’ took the tissue and tried blowing her nose. She seemed to succeed at first, managing to get out a heavy amount of snot clogging her up. However, luck was not on her side. She could feel it as soon as the thin paper cloth touched her nose, the buzzing sensation kicking back up all over again.
‘Oh no no no no, not again, no more sneezing please!’ She thought to herself, she tried sniffling in hopes that all she’d need. That only made things worse and the tissue in hand was already ruined, keeping the crumpled-up wad pressed to her now runny twitchy tickly nose.
“Nose getting tickly again, love?”
“Nuh-uh, dno, dno bmore sdeezes, i-i’mb fide” She lied, she was more so trying to convince her body than Keigo. Sitting up on his lap trying to take deep breathes wasn’t working, rubbing at it wasn’t helping it was practically edging her again!
“Oh shh-shit cobe od hehh I ih! Dn-dno bmore pleeh please I-I dod’t wadda heh! Ugh” Keigo’s eyes softened watching the goddess of desire struggle.
“Hey now love, I think you need to let them out. Fighting it off will just make it worse.”
Plucking a good handful of tissues from the box Keigo sat up and pulled Nagant into him securely in preparation. He could tell this wasn’t going to be a small fit.
“Come on now Nagi, lets take care of that sensitive lil nose of yours. Got a couple of tissues right here” Pressing them just barely against the underside of her nose, he started moving them in a short up-and-down motion brushing them against her septum and nostrils. Her hitches were becoming more drawn out and higher in pitch. Her body tensed up and a hand reached out holding onto his sleeve. She was almost there!
“I’ve got you, darling, just let them out, I know its so tickly, just me holding these up to your nose is making it tremble. Just a little back and forth like this, aw yeah I know its so much for you. Your poor nose is so sensitive, looks like a kiss would set it off.” And thats what he did, delivering a short kiss right to the tip of her nose. A gasp was the only warning before the bomb went off!
“IiHZZsschHIHEWww!! IiHZZsschHIHEWww!! HiIH-! HHZZSshhihww!! IhhHK-!hnNGKSSHHh! HiIH-! HHZZSshhihww!!” Each sneeze barely left her with any chance to breathe, when the fit finally died down the bouquet of tissues was soaked through and she was gasping for air and worn out. Keigo tossed them into a near by trash can and gave her loving praises.
“Good job baby, that felt better, I know that was a lot, you did good.” The pink and purple haired woman collapsed into the blond hero’s chest with a groan finally giving in.
“Bmy Erote”
“Yes, my love?”
“This cold is horrible”
calling all Su/kuna simp snzfuckers.
ya'll he has a stomach mouth, just thought of him getting a cold or something and he ends up sneezing from his stomach mouth.
and for those who like mess
we all know a tissue isn't going to cover all that might as well give him a towel to enough think about covering all that spray. hhis shirt definately gets soaked from 1 or 2 sneezes
I'm now suddenly obsessed with the idea of Geto wearing Gojo's sweater when he's sick and ending up sneezing into it/using the sleeve lie a tissue.
Of course Gojo would tease him about it, and how cute he looks in his sweater....and how red n twitchy his poor nose is....damn i suddenly can't be normal about these two
