#grownassadult

[fuxkupayme-blog1]

My loyalty to you goes as far as your loyalty to me. I’m truly easy to get along with; there’s just a common code for conducting yourself. If you can fuck with someone I chose to not fuck with; I can do the same. I ain’t given no more than you will 🤷🏼‍♀️

I ACT REAL ACCORDING 🤘🏼

[doronjosama]

Bubble Waffle Bar for dessert with @mikevsuarez. Strawberry ice cream, bananas, Cool Whip and strawberry sauce. ❤ #ieatfoodjustlikeyou #noms #delicious #bubblewafflebar #eatlocal #dessert #icecreamfordinner #grownassadult #tastycakes #witnessmybeanchewing

[princessthunderbunz]

WANT NEED OMG GIMMI NOW

SMH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD JUST MAKE ME TINY BABY CLOTHES WITH THE CUTEST PRINT TO FIT MY SAD SACK ADULT WALKING CORPSE SO I CAN FEEL THE SWEET JOY OF LIFE AGAIN!

[harlettoscara72]

Life is all about #balance. Changing childhood engrained poor eating habits is one of the difficulties I've been trying to overcome since I hit my late twenties, nearly a decade ago. It's difficult, nowadays though, as a single person who lives alone and has 1 to 2 friends (outside of #WinstonTheAlarmist and #KatieScarlett ), as it's so much easier to microwave pizza rolls, burritos, or a frozen dinner when you're hungry and alone in your apartment, or order take out. It is easier, but less nutritious, and in the take out option more expensive. So, for lunch today, I eat pizza rolls, 4 sliced large strawberries, and two mandarin oranges. Winston and I will take a long walk later, as we try to do for one of our 2 walks every day. #foodbalance #grownassadult #changeishard (at Portland, Oregon) https://www.instagram.com/p/CYudhH8vmax/?utm_medium=tumblr

[thehippywitch]

When you’re caught cuddling your Mom and you’re supposed to be a #grownassadult. #pixiemomma #dustymonkey #adultsneedmomstoo #22years #stillmissyou #dogsofinstagram #dogs #chihuahua #chihuahuasofinstagram #chimix #chihuahuamix https://www.instagram.com/p/B2Vh8KdH_7R/?igshid=18lrxo27d702p

[gayeld]

Dear Tumblr

What if we’re FUCKING ADULTS and want to see the images you’ve decided are too risky for our delicate eyes?  Ya think maybe you could give us a choice in the matter?

[treecitybeauty]

Hijacking the boss’s @nespressousa and slurping ‘spresso in an open mug... at my desk even 🤭🙄😂☕️ #grownassadult (at Mentor, Ohio)

[oliviadinosaur]

We’re in college now. You are 18 years old now. Did anyone tell you that you don’t have to act like a middle schooler anymore? No? Okay allow me: you’re a grown ass adult now, you can stop the drama. You can stop creating problems out of thin air. You can stop begging for attention. If you want to cry about it, go ahead. 18-25 is a tough age, you’re figuring a lot of things out. I just need you to figure out that you don’t have to be a bitch anymore to survive. You can let it go, drop the act. Worry about yourself and don’t drag anyone else into your web of drama. No one here is going to baby you, no one here is going to spoon-feed you and cuddle you until you feel okay again. No one is going to care if you cry at a taco bell at 2am. Additionally, if you are at this age and still can’t take an ounce of criticism, you better learn fast. Truly, you may think that you are exhausted from it all and you probably think you are the first person to ever discover this feeling on the planet, but I’m telling you right here, right now: nobody cares. It’s time to wake up, smell the roses, and gain some damn self respect and independence. I don’t care how many cheerleader meanies you depended on in high school, I don’t care about all the silly boys who let you down over the years,  and I really don’t want to hear about it. Grow up, take a deep breath, and recognize that you don’t have to be like that anymore.