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I swear, if I have to listen to one more teacher starting a PTA meeting by saying "aNd gIve aPplAuse tO lAuRen fOr bRingiNg tHe guAcamOle". I'm going to freeze the school board and bring the kids the kids to the park. I know 20 minions who can make a better guacamoles and not oversalt it.
I forgot about this blog. Welp, time to binge all the Despicable Me movies to do this better.
Don't tell my wife but I have a room dedicated to praising Lil Nas X and a TV screen entirely for that one shower scene.
I'm rewatching the entirety of Despicable Me to get more accurate posts.
Too many notes in too little time. I would freeze you all but apparently freezing the internet is rude. You live to see another interday.
Shrimp fried rice? Well I can engineer micro bacteria to micro fry this micro rice.
People asked me how I fund my projects. First, I won tons of science competitions and get grants from rich people and I avoid taxes by locking the IRS building and the police stations in a forcefield.
People asked me how I fund my projects. First, I won tons of science competitions and get grants from rich people and I avoid taxes by locking the IRS building and the police stations in a forcefield.
