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from "Hot Man in Maria Hernandez Park " by Zelda Greene

How hot is Ty?  I answer that question with questions from the Buddha... if the Buddha lived in Bushwick:

"How hot is the skin beneath an urban lumberjack beard in July?" or perhaps, 

"How hot is it inside that Grumpy Coffee espresso machine at 9AM on any given Thursday?"