Mister Disgusting
Jason & Dick & Bruce, Common Cold, Grumpy Jason, Sick Fic, Fluff.
Summary: Jason has a cold and he's a little dramatic about it.
A/N: This is done for the 'Common Cold' square on my Bad Things Happen Bingo Card.
Also on AO3
Enjoy! :D
He could feel the pressure building up in his nose and pulls a face as he prepares for the sneeze that’s about to come. The pressure is right there but a moment later it passes without anything happening. Jason sighs tiredly, sometimes the build-up to a sneeze is worse than the actual sneeze itself.
“You look like shit.”
Jason opens his mouth to retort, but he’s caught off guard with the sneeze that never happened earlier. He pauses for a moment before sneezing a second time. Then a third. And a fourth. Thankfully his sneezing fit stays at four and he takes a deep breath to recover. Grabbing a tissue from his pocket he gives his nose a blow and pulls a face as he feels the gunk coming out of him.
“Ugh. I hate this,” Jason complains. He slumps forward resting his head on his crossed arms on the table.
“You’re sick.” The voice from earlier pipes up again.
“Yes, thank you detective. Where would I be without your amazing skills of deduction.” Jason grumbles into his arms. Letting out a breath he feels how his nose has blocked up again and lifts his head to blow it. He pulls a face as the tissue is no good to use anymore and looks around to where he could put it, finding the bin in the corner of the room too far away he places it on the table next to him instead to be dealt with later. “How does one person produce this much crap? Seriously it’s disgusting.”
“You’re disgusting.”
Huffing Jason turns to the person sitting beside him. “No one asked you, brat.”
Over the top of his coffee mug, Tim scowls at him. “I was here first asshole. And stay away from me, I don’t want your germs.”
“Shouldn't have lost ya spleen then should ya.”
Tim throws up his free hand. “Like that was my choice!”
Now feeling his head starting to pound Jason groans and rests his head back on his arms. “I hate everything.”
“How long have you been sick?” Tim asks. Jason hears his chair move and then some cupboards opening and closing but he pays him no attention.
“I woke up with it. Went to bed fine, maybe a bit sniffly, then woke up to a completely blocked, yet somehow runny nose and a head feeling like an atlas stone.” He groans again. “I hate this.”
“So you’ve said.” Tim comments, his voice sounding closer, “here.”
Jason manages to lift his head and finds a glass of water, pain killers, and some new tissues on the table in front of him. His brother sits back down in his chair but noticeably shuffles further away from Jason.
Muttering his thanks, Jason takes the medicine and drinks half of the water before dropping his head down again. He really should go to bed, it’d be much more comfortable than the kitchen table, but it’s just so much effort to move.
Just as he’s starting to relax another person enters the kitchen.
“Good morning!” Dick’s energetic voice calls out.
As Tim mumbles his greeting Jason feels Dick step up to him. A gentle hand lands on his shoulder. “You okay Jaybird?”
“He’s sick.” Tim immediately tattles on him, not that Jason would be able to hide how he’s feeling but still.
Dick’s hand rubs his back soothingly. “Aw man, that sucks. I can see you’ve taken some medicine, hopefully that’ll kick in soon. Oh, hey Alfred! Jason’s sick, is there anything you can make him that may help him feel better?”
As Dick was speaking Alfred had entered the kitchen.
“Oh dear. Master Jason how are you feeling? Do you have any nausea?”
Jason lifts his head so he can look at the older man. “I feel like shit Alfie. And no, no nausea at the moment, although I’m not feeling particularly hungry.”
The man nods understandingly. “We’ll keep an eye on it. Perhaps I can make some soup, and you can have it as an early lunch in a few hours then?”
Sighing Jason nods and drops his head back down. “Sounds good Alf, like usual you’re amazing.”
"Why don’t you go back to bed Jaybird? You may as well rest.”
Jason groans, not moving. “That’s too far. I can’t be bothered to move.”
Those in the kitchen fall silent as they go about their tasks and Jason breathes heavily. His stupid blocked nose is making it impossible to breathe properly. Funny how you don’t appreciate normal breathing habits until you don't have them anymore. Hands landing on his shoulders startle him, however he doesn't have the energy to react to whoever it is. His head is still killing him and it’s making his body ache like he’s worked out for over six hours solid.
“C’mon Jaybird, I'll help you up.”
As he speaks Dick’s hands disappear from his shoulders only to reappear under his arms forcing him to sit up properly. While Jason doesn’t have the energy to fight him off, he also doesn’t have the energy to help make the job easier. Dick somehow manages to get Jason to his feet and throws one of his arms around his neck.
“Timmy, can you help please?” Dick asks looking at their younger brother who hasn't moved an inch from his seat this whole time.
Tim raises an eyebrow. “Yeah, no. You can deal with that on your own, I don't want to get sick. Speaking of which, I’m gonna go crash with Kon for the next few days to get away from mister disgusting there.”
“So helpful Timmy,” Dick mutters as he maneuverers them out of the kitchen. It’s slow progress but eventually they get up the stairs and to the bedrooms after having to stop several times so Jason could sneeze and blow his nose.
When they get to Jason’s bedroom door he puts a stop to Dick’s advancements. “That’s enough goldie, I can handle it from here.”
Dick sends him a concerned glance. “Are you sure? You can barely stand up right.”
“Yes, I’m fucking sure,” Jason snaps, he leans on his bedroom door and grabs the handle, “thanks for the help I’ll see you later.” Without further conversation he opens the door and lets himself inside and slams it shut. He winces as the bang vibrates through his skull causing the pounding to increase.
For a moment he stands in his room staring at the bed but not actually seeing anything. His headache is still there as is his nose is blocked and overall he feels like shit. As well as the crappy feeling, there’s something else that doesn’t feel right. His bed looks oh so inviting but yet there’s something that doesn’t feel right about it. Jason hasn’t got a clue what it is.
At some point his mind must have made a decision because the next thing Jason knows is that a blanket from his bed is wrapped around his shoulders and he’s stood outside of Bruce’s study. He blinks in disbelief and wonders if it’s too late to turn around. As he stands there nothing happens so he figures during his short amnesia moment he hadn’t knocked yet.
Why the fuck has he chosen to come here of all places? He’s a grown ass man, he doesn’t need to go seeking out comfort from his adoptive father like a child. Not even Damian would do that. This is ridiculous!
Maybe there’s something more wrong with him than just a cold? Because as he stands there, wrapped in his blanket, he can’t help but think of the couch he knows Bruce has in the study and the thought of lying on it while Bruce works really appeals to him. What was wrong with him?
As he stares at the door, it suddenly opens and reveals Bruce on the other side. Jason blinks confused, he didn’t open it or knock so how did Bruce know he was there?
“Jason. Is everything okay?” The man asks looking at him with a frown.
No. Yes. Maybe. Jason has no idea what he’s doing. Before he could come up with an answer Bruce steps forward and presses a hand to his forehead. “You don’t look well, son. Are you sick? You don’t feel warm to touch.”
A sneeze erupts from Jason before he could say anything. A second follows in quick concession. “I have a cold that’s all.” He tells the man, his voice coming out nasally as he sniffs through a blocked nose.
Bruce pulls a face. “I can see that.”
There’s a pregnant pause between them as they stare at one another. Bruce is clearly waiting for Jason for tell him what’s up but Jason’s mind is a grey fog. Nothing to see or make out, not a clear thought within reaching distance.
“Come here Jaylad.” Bruce says after a while, the silence between having long grown awkward.
Jason shuffles into Bruce’s study and lets himself be guided to the couch he had earlier thought about. Without any prompting he lies down, tucks a cushion under his head and clings onto his blanket. When he tries to breathe through his nose, he’s quickly forced to breathe out through his mouth instead and he groans.
“I hate this,” he grumbles, using the blanket to wipe his nose.
Bruce chuckles and crouches in front of him and runs his fingers through his hair. “You’ve never coped well when you’ve had a cold. It’s always the end of the world with you. Run on a broken leg, insisting you go on missions after being badly wounded, but give you a cold then that’s it.”
“Story of my life. I’m tired.”
“Get some sleep then. I’ll wake you up in a few hours to take some more medicine. Alfred’s already informed me of your condition and how he’ll make you some soup for lunch.”
Jason hums in acknowledgement but by this point his eyes have already drifted shut. Soon the sound of papers ruffling, a pen scratching and keys typing fill his ears and Jason allows himself to drift off to sleep and hopes once he wakes he’ll feel better.
