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One time I told Eli that I was raised Catholic and he goes "By who??" and I was like "my mother!" and he goes "YOUR mother raised you catholic?"

Then later we told my mom and she went "well I mean it was a loose interpretation"

if you have ever eaten in public with me you know that i am really fucking bad at ordering food

or interacting with the waiter in general

like oh god it's really bad i can't even describe what happens

i've tagged some people who have been out to eat with me because you all know what i'm talking about

Eli: Clam chowder is on sale at Amazon....

"he called me a cracka. that's funny because he's skinny and white."

-eli

"i'm just whining don't mind me"

-eli

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