A glimpse into the world of the Münchy
Where to begin? Well I suppose the beginning would be the best. I was born the son of a champion on March 19, 2008. My name you ask? Dr. Theodore Longbody, but you may call me Münchy or Grumpy as I am a grumpy munchkin cat. I'm a doctor - that's right I am! I received my baccalaureate of abdominal massage - to laymen 'making cookies' - at the world renowned abdominal massage school Tufts university. I live with my parents & siblings in a really cold state in New England, which makes me extremely grumpy because I DO NOT like the cold. I hate snow!
Why am I so grumpy you ask? You could say it is my pushed in face that makes me always stuffy. You could say it's my little legs that cause me to waddle. You could say it's my one bad eye from the war in 'nam. You could say it's the snow that stays around longer than those pesky unwanted relatives from out of town. The truth is that no one knows for sure. Many studies have been done, but no conclusions have been made as to why I'm so grumpy.
There are many things I enjoy to do & my social life even surprises my parents at times! Things I enjoy include, but are not limited to: napping, sleeping, resting, dozing, catching some zzzzzzz's, taking a cat nap, a good siesta, and of course I need my beauty sleep! I also enjoy a fine piece of string, a thorough brushing, and a nice catnip (legalize it!!). Meowing at the bedroom door to make my parents carry me in (or out) is always something fun to do at 3 in the morning. I am somewhat of a film buff. The Daniel Day-Lewis is the best goddamn actor on this planet - or others (take that Mars)! He deserves to win the oscar even if he doesn't make a movie that year. I mean come on, There Will Be Blood is one of the greatest films of all time! Other films I like include anything by the Coen's, The Dark Knight rises (I sometimes pretend I am Bane and destroy New York city), Star Wars (I can really relate with Yoda), The Notebook, Death to Smoochy, and The Shining. I also secretly write movie reviews & sneak into movie theaters while my parents are sleeping. I highly recommend floor popcorn & that chewy stuff on the bottom of seats. Whatever that is it's delicious! I also love to smoosh my face up against anything. It's how I keep it so smooshed in & flat.
It may come as a surprise, but there are several things I DO NOT like that make me EXTREMELY grumpy! For example, getting a bath - HATE IT! There is no need to give be a bath. I am a wonderful groomer. Other things that make me grumpy include: the snow & cold - it hides the grass (or ground string as I like to call it) & makes me shiver & I do not like that, reality TV, Sidney Crosby (I am a Caps fan after all!), when the other cats make a horrible stink in the litter box, not being allowed to come go in the bedroom as I please, & the second-rate news station in New Hampshire.
@grumpymunchyThat is all for now fans. Stay tuned for more getting to know Münchy & follow me on twitter or I will be extremely grumpy!