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While discussing Ravenclaw's cats part 1

Slytherin: How did he get in a closed drawer? Gryffinboy: Cat powers Gryffindor: They're ninjas man. Gryffinboy: And they're liquid. Ravenclaw: I was putting clothes in it so it was open and he just made himself at home. Slytherin: See, that makes more sense with the laws of physics.

#Slytherin #Gryffindor #Gryffinboy #Ravenclaw #cats #cats don't obey laws of physics #neither do gingers #but that is part 2

While discussing cookie dough

Hufflepuff: *Tries to share edible cookie dough*

Ravenclaw: *enthusiastically eats edible cookie dough*

Gryffindor: Isn’t all cookie dough edible?

Ravenclaw: Absolutely.

Gryffinboy: If you’re not afraid of salmonella.

Ravenclaw: #no fear

Hufflepuff: This has no eggs and the flour’s been baked to kill any bacteria so it’s safe cookie dough.

Ravenclaw: Hufflepuff wants to make sure everyone has a safe and wholesome cookie dough-eating experience.

Hufflepuff: *Shrugs* I don’t want anyone getting sick...

Gryffindor: I like staying healthy.

Ravenclaw: I don’t. Life’s too short to skip out on any cookie dough.

#Hufflepuff #Gryffindor #Gryffinboy #Ravenclaw #Cookie dough #Just want everyone to stay safe #Slightly hard to share cookie dough when everyone's in like 5 different states #that makes hufflepuff sad

While discussing Ravenclaw's cats part 2

Gryffinboy: Cats don't obey the laws of physics because eff the rules, they're cats. Slytherin: So between redheads and cats, physics don't apply? Gryffinboy: Precisely. Gryffindor: Ginger cats would be terrifying then. Gryffinboy: That is a terrifying thought. Slytherin: I'll alert the media about these insights...

#Slytherin #Ravenclaw #Gryffindor #Gryffinboy #cats #ginger cats #Hufflepuff had to sensor Gryffinboy #Slytherin is having none of this nonsense #physics don't apply to gingers and cats

While talking about Supernatural

Gryffinboy: Its a Supernatural season finale. What did you expect? Unicorns and puppies?

Hufflepuff: ...That would be nice...

#Gryffindor #Gryffinboy #Hufflepuff #Slytherin #Slytherin and Hufflepuff are still procrastinating on trauma #can't handle it right now #neither want to cry #They'd prefer unicorns and puppies #or at least some kind of happiness #which apparently supernatural fans get none #Supernatural #SPN #Don't spoil it

While celebrating Slytherin’s birthday

Hufflepuff: We ate BB-8′s head.

Gryffinboy: When did you become leviathans?

Slytherin: Droids aren’t people.

Gryffinboy: *Stares at Slytherin*

Slytherin: You’re upset with me, aren’t you?

#Hufflepuff #Gryffindor #Gryffinboy #Slytherin #HappyBirthdaySlytherin!#PoorBB8 #He didn't see it coming #Mostly because he was made of frosting #BB8 is very tasty

Meet Gryffinboy

Gryffinboy: We met Gryffinboy freshman year. He comes to visit us regularly. He is like a Gryffindor version of Dean Winchester. (Yes, Dean Winchester is not a Gryffindor, more on that at a later date.) Carries lots of knives.

Drawing Credit: Slytherin

Pay attention to the Happy Gryffinboy. He’s the one you want to meet.