#gryffindorks

[because-i-am-barely-even-human]

First Quidditch practice with Harry as a Seeker

Oliver: My grandmother can move faster than that, and she's dead! Do you think you can move faster than the lifeless corpse of my dead grandmother?

Harry: I-I...uh... What?

Alicia: Don't mind him.

Fred: He's just

George: really

Fred: passionate

Fred and George: about quidditch.

Percy, from quidditch stands: Don't you think that's a bit much? You're scaring poor Harry.

Oliver: No! He's fine! And you there, sit quietly and be pretty!

Percy: Oliver!

Angelina: What's Percy doing here anyway?

Oliver: He's here as a moral support.

Katie: For us?

Oliver: No, for me. Obviously.

[mssr-crumpled-paper]

In love with the idea that the band of Gryffindorks became much closer after the war, so now Harry just has a Coucil for... well, everything

Harry fighting for his life in that groupchat convincing The Council that actually Malfoy isn't that bad and please don't judge me and he's not THAT pointy anymore.

[neridiem]

gryffindorks (affectionate)

i present to you messrs moony, wormtail, padfoot and prongs

[iggie-draws]

i saw this meme on twitter and had to

[st-severus]

harry bravely opened the door while draco slithered into the room

[hpobsessivefanfictioner]

Slytherin: Gryff, come over.

Gryffindor: I can't.

Slytherin: My parents aren't home.

Gryffindor: Don't worry, they'll come back.

[panda-with-an-attitude-blog]

Gryffindorks

[slytherin-know-how]

Slytherin Life Tip #3

The Other Houses, and How to Interact With Them.

RAVENCLAW: Steer clear of their bad side, they can be just as, or more, pompous than we are, but they know what's up. Need help with potions? They got you. Trouble with McGonagall? They can get you out. Honestly, they may not be slytherin, but they can be cunning in their own right.

Hufflepuff: Protect these beans. They are sweet, and kind. However, piss them off and you arses are theirs. Protect them and befriend them though, and you will have friends for life.

Gryffindor: They may be idiot Gryffindorks, but they aren't all so bad. In fact, some are okay. Just be careful of which ones you associate with, and be prepared to stop or be dragged along in some heinous, awful, plans.

Slytherin: Be aware. Be very aware. We all stick together, but you dishonor us or your family? Wait, we are family! Good luck bunny buns, because life will get wild. We won't stab you in your sleep, but... Well, be wary of your pudding and pumpkin juice...