#grypsis

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C is cooking a peach cobbler (because we picked so many peaches today) and needed help from E, so E is touching all the majestic butt-fruits. #peach #buttfruit #cooking

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Me: oh hey here's this neat glow-in-the-dark thing on Tumblr, I wonder if @grypsis has seen it?

Grypsis: *literally already reblogged that where do you think you saw it?*

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C, E, H, and I went to Westmoreland State Park on Saturday and I'm a lazy bastard who doesn't load his photos quickly enough.

[werewolffeelings]

So the lovely whathehellisastiles tagged me in this question thing! Aw yeah

Rule 1: Always post the Rules Rule 2: Answer the questions of the person who tagged you and write 11 new ones Rule 3: Tag eleven people and link them Rule 4: Let them know once you tagged them.

1. What’s your biggest pet peeve?

I probably just thought of this cause I’m on Tumblr atm, but I fucking hate when people talk about fandom/shipping in public like in front of ~other people~ I just feel so awkward about it even if I’m not participating. For instance there’s this older lady at work who reads fanfic in the break room and every time she talks about it I’m like !! NO WHAT WHY. I don’t want to know this about you also there are other people here stoppppp.

2. If you could meet anyone in the world who would you meet?

FUCK. Ok Eddie Izzard is kind of my life model. Or Colleen Atwood because she’s my costumespiration (aspiring costume designer what up). JK Rowling because <3. ORRRRR Dylan O’Brien because obvs.

3. What’s your least favourite word in the English language?

I don’t really have one? IDK IDK. Favorite is probs tomfoolery (SHOCKER I KNOW)

4. Why did you first get a Tumblr?

My stupid friends made me do it! They’d been trying to con me into it like all through college and then I got a Pinterest and they were like GET A TUMBLR IT’S BETTER. And I made one that I never used pretty much but then I figured, before the new Teen Wolf season started up I’d make a fandom blog and here we areeee.

5. If you got a tattoo what would it be of?

I already have one, it’s a friendship tattoo with my Super Best Bros grypsis and queerwynners. It’s a compass rose on the back of my neck. My next one is probably gonna end up being an Avenged Sevenfold lyric cause I’m fucking cool ok. It’s gonna say “No one will ever slow me down, I’ll stay unbound” and bats will probs be involved idk.

6. What’s your OTP and also what is the one ship you cannot stand?

STEREK. Also I still have a huge soft spot for McNozzo (McGee/DiNozzo of NCIS) even though no one else fucking ships it. OK like 2 other people do. I’m mostly a ship and let ship kind of dude like sometimes shit is just fucked up but idk brah ship what you want? But, say, if something like Stydia actually became canon I’d be hella pissed so lets go with that. I BROTP it so hard though

7. Do you prefer art or photography?

ART YAY. I went to art school and I like art

8. Would you prefer to have feet as hands or hands as feet?

Hands as feet? That would fucking hurt though omg.

9. Would you rather live without eyebrows for life or without eyelashes for life AND NO YOU CANNOT DRAW EYEBROWS ON OR USE FAKE EYELASHES!!!

I guess no eyelashes cause I already kind of don’t have eyebrows and it fucking sucks. And I would totes cry if I couldn’t draw them on, I just don’t have the face for it I need eyebrows ok. I have mild trichotillomania where I pull out my eyebrows in my sleep, it blows. But thankfully the rest of my hair is safe, and I stopped doing it when I’m conscious haha.

10. Would you rather be a camel or a donkey and why?

A donkey? Cause fuck the desert that’s why.

11. What’s your fave quote?

Soooo this is the first thing I thought of? SORRY “First, take a big step back… and literally FUCK YOUR OWN FACE! I don’t know what kind of pan-pacific bullshit power play you’re trying to pull here, but Asia Jack is my territory. So whatever you’re thinking, you’d better think again! Otherwise I’m gonna have to head down there and I will rain down in a godly fucking firestorm upon you! You’re gonna have to call the fucking United Nations and get a fucking binding resolution to keep me from fucking destroying you. I’m talking about scorched earth, motherfucker! I will massacre you! I WILL FUCK YOU UP!” - Les Grossman

AKA I’m a classy-ass bitch, is what I’m really saying here.

OK lets tag some bitches.

queerwynners

grypsis

theboondockdixons

casbuttassemble

harleybruce

isaacsassypants

thestateofluciddreaming

naviisannoying

livelongandblazeit

dyingatfrancos

lordofsomethings

jmaisonlilhouse

Yeah that’s 12, fuck it.

1. What is your zombie apocalypse weapon of choice?

2. What is the worst movie you’ve ever seen?

3. If you could live inside any movie/tv show/book universe what would it be?

4. What are you wearing? ;)

5. What is your ultimate music festival lineup?

6. Jedi or Sith? (Or fuck Star Wars I guess if you're a heathen)

7. Do you have or want any body modifications?

8. What superpowers do you want?

9. Do you believe in ghosts?

10. What is the soundtrack of your life?

11. Describe your perfect significant other?

Answer these if you feel like it!

[rainbrolly]

On healthy eating:

E: Well, what could we eat?

C: We have artichokes.

E: Thats not enough for a meal.

C: Are you sure?

E: Yes. We need something else.

C: Artichokes.

E: We have cupcakes...

C: Just artichokes isn't enough, but artichokes and cupcakes is?

E: Sure.

[rainbrolly]

On why I am not an ISTJ:

"You know how you said you weren't sure if you were a P or a J??"

"Yeah?"

"Well, you're definitely not a J. All your other letters say you are really detail oriented. I's are more detail oriented than E's; S's are more detail oriented, by definition, than N's, and T's are more detail oriented than F's. Caroline, you are definitely not an ISTJ. You know the guy in the basement of the CIA, surrounded by 20 bags of shredded documents? Yeah, that guy piecing those together by hand is an ISTJ."