Photos and review of this beautiful monstrosity from a friend:
"It tastes like Baja blast!
"Basically a brighter, but less tart than a key lime pie. The brightness reminds me of carbonation somehow? The texture is very thick, halfway between pudding and ice cream. A little like Rita’s water ice cream. [Husband] is a fan! Basically what I imagine the pie from Loki tasting like. "
(the Loki comment means nothing to me, I can't help explain the reference)
The box is objectively gorgeous and, perhaps accursedly, it appears that irl the pie color is almost exactly that of Michiru's hair
This is so terrifying and incredible, the urge to try and make one of these myself is fucking OVERWHELMING and I need to talk myself down off a cliff. I'm OBSESSED with the box, and also I cannot imagine what the fuck this thing is held together with. It would have to be stronger than a key lime pie--actually I'm wondering if I can't eat it anyway, it might be gelatin.
THANK YOU FOR THIS.













