Meanwhile in a cell far off in the jail, Quetzalcoatl and Rex were having a bit of fun, with Quetz dressed in a warden outfit similar to Medb's (not the bikini looking one) while Rex was dressed like a prisoner in chains.
Quetz: oh my, master you've been a very bad boy! I think you need to be punished
Rex: yes, I've been very bad. I do deserve punishment.
Back with Medb and the racers
Medb: fine! I'll just have my normal guard handle them! Guards!
The soldiers of connacht were sent in to fight the racers.
Nero: while these soldiers are annoying, it's a lot better of an alternative.
Salter: wonder what happened?
Back with the masters, mini Ishtar came in with news.
Ishtar: good new! I've found master Rex!
Rikko: awesome!
Rikka: where is he?
Ishtar: I got footage to show ya!
The screen that shows the racers comes out to show the twins and Mash Rex's location
Mash: ...ah
Rikko: that explains a lot.
The screen shows the two still in their outfits now with Quetz sitting on Rex's lap while they make out and Rex holds onto her ass.
Quetz: oh my! You've been a very bad boy! You'll need extra attention!
Rex: yes, I need so much extra attention for my bad behavior!
Rikko: well... could be worse...
Ishtar: let's just say he made a worthy sacrifice to prevent probably the most powerful enemy from being a threat. Yeah...
Mash: that's an interesting way to put it.
Eventually the racers are at the final battle against Medb at the end of their escape attempt.
Medb: dammit all! Where's that damn vice warden!? I'm getting my ass ki-
Boom!
Mhx: eat cheese bitch!
When Medb is defeated the jail starts to go away.
Rikko: shouldn't we go help get Rex and Quetz outta there?
Ishtar reviewing the footage: they'll be fine!
Rikka: how can you be sure?!
Ishtar: they noticed and cut their fun time short to leave! They're good!
Mash: good to hear!
Much later on when Ishtar's true intentions are revealed
Ishtar: I will no longer be Ishtar but Inanna! With Gugulanna at my side again I'll be unstoppable!
Quetz: not so fast!
Ishtar: Quetz!? What are you doing here?!
Quetz: I knew you were scheming this whole time! And I've come to put it all to a stop!
Ishtar: I thought you were still with Rex doing you know what!
Quetz: shut up! I'm taking you down now!
With the masters, Rex finally showed up again.
Rex: hey there guys! What'd I miss?
Rikko: a lot actually!
Mash: was that the most appropriate time to be doing all that?
Rex: hey, she came to get me!
Rikka: ya could've said no!
Rex: pfft! like I'd ever turn her down!
Quetz grabs Gugulanna by the horns and drops him into a piledriver
Ishtar: nooooo!
BOOM
after all is said and done, a winner of the race is determined and Ishtar was forced to hold the "useless goddess" tablet again.
Ishtar: I don't deserve such cruelty!!!
Mash: hey! Where'd senpai go?
Rikko: *sigh* lemme guess
Back in Rex's room, the two were dressed up the same way again.
Quetz: now mi amor... where were we?
A/N: so there's the events of death jail escape in the RexCoatl timeline. Is this too horny? There's nothing explicit so I think it's fine.
Which variant of the guda characterization we talking? Childhood Friends to Lovers? Siblings? Same person whose simply genderfluid? Am I admitting to spending enough time thinking about Guda to have detailed thoughts about all three possibilities? Yes.
In any variant where they aren't the same person, Gudao doesn't fucking take care of his hair at all, he barely even brushes it in the morning. Gudako keeps bugging him into trying to do better about it, the most success she has is making his dumbass aware shampoo and conditioner are two different things
It was the Russian lostbelt. The twins and Mash and the other servants were facing off against Kadoc and waiting for Rex to arrive with backup
Kadoc: it's useless you two! You have no hope of winning!
Rikko: of course we do!
Rikka: yeah, even if we can't bring you down now, when Rex shows up with backup you're screwed!
Kadoc: what backup! You have no one! And even so he probably died facing off Ivan
But as he said that a crash was heard from behind where the twins were, and climbing up a hill nearby came Rex
Rex: whoo! Made it!
Kadoc: you actually managed to beat Ivan? Well whatever we'll still kill you
Rex: man you must really like that servant of your's huh Kadoc
Kadoc: oh shu-
Anastasia: of course he does, that's why we're going to win and destroy proper human history
Rex: well I've got a servant I love too. And she's way stronger then you ice dutchess!
Kadoc: what kind of servant can you have that's so great?
Rex: do you know her? Do you know who she is? Do you want to know her name?
Kadoc: tell me
Rex: this is who she is, she is the morning star and wind serpent, she is goddess of the west and snake of the sun
As Rex talks the earth shakes and thunder echoes out
Rex: she's the earth shaker and storm deity, she's the twin of the eyeless dog and rival to the night jaguar, she's known as Kukulkan, Q'uq'umatz, and Tohil, her symbols: the crow, the Quetzal, the bear and rattlesnake, her mount is the dragon of the cretaceous!
As Rex gets ready to finish fire erupts behind him
Rex: SHE IS QUETZALCOATL!
As he yells this, the serpent goddess flies out from the flames, slamming the ground prepared to fight the ice dutchess.
Kadoc: how the hell did you summon a literal god?!
Rex: I got my ways dickhead
The goddess was engulfed in her own flames, she seemed to be more then prepared to fight.
Anastasia: god or no I will not let my home be destroyed so easily! Now Viy! Destroy her!
Quetz: I don't think so!
As Anastasia sent out her familiar Quetzalcoatl went flying towards her, her flames burning the dutchess.
Anastasia: ah!
As Anastasia was hit with the flames her familiar seemed to disappear
Anastasia: Viy! What did you do?
Quetz: that's my noble phantasm, my flames prevent others from using their noble phantasm briefly
Kadoc: you got to be kidding me!
Then Quetz grabbed onto Anastasia and sent her flying
Anastasia: aaaahhhh!
Quetz: hyup! *she flies after her, grabbing onto to her and launches into her piledriver*
XIUHCOATL!
The two slam into the ground, Anastasia taking the full force of the hit
The destruction causes Anastasia to fade away
Kadoc: no! How did you do this?! How did you manage to summon an actual divine spirit!?
Rex: I have a Catalyst to do so!
Kadoc: how the he-
But before he finishes Billy knocks him out
Billy: that's enough out of you!
Rikko: you did it guys!
Rikka: you beat Kadoc!
Da Vinci, from the shadow border: hate to cut the festivities short but we still need to handle the tree
Rex: how are we going to destroy that?
Quetz: I have an idea
Rex: what is it?
Quetz: we use the same technique the other me used against Tiamat.
Rex: that extinction attack? But she almost used up all her mana doing that! Isn't there another way?
Quetz: I'll be fine mi amor! Trust in your love!
Rex: *sighs* fine, then use it!
Soon Quetzalcoatl is seen riding her pterosaur up into the sky preparing to use her extinction noble phantasm, combing the power of Piedra del sol and Xiuhcoatl she launches towards the tree
Rex: just in case. By my command seal! Quetzalcoatl annihilate the tree of emptiness, recreate the KT mass extinction to erase this world.
As he says this the flaming projectile Quetzalcoatl became is seen getting more intense
Rex: and by my second command! Please come back to me! We've only just reunited and I won't lose you again
The faux meteorite intensifies even more and briefly before impact resembles the winged serpent
The explosion caused by the impact is immense and can be seen all throughout the lostbelt
Rex: and in this moment, I am become death, destroyer of words.
The storm wall is seen dissipating and from his small hill perch Rex can see the love of his life fall unconscious from her attack
Rex: shit!
Rex runs towards the goddess to catch her, using magecraft to enhance his speed and propel him upwards to catch her
Rex: gotcha!
The two end up in the snow, Rex's arms burned somewhat as Quetzalcoatl was still quite hot from the attack.
The group eventually ends up back in the shadow border, the goddess still unconscious.
Rikko: will she be OK?
Rex: sure she will. She would've faded away by now if not.
Gordy: good lord was that powerful. You should've said she was capable of something like that
Rex: I don't exactly like her using it
Da Vinci: how's your arms?
Rex: fine... kinda
Holmes: you didn't have to do that you know
Rex: I guess I was caught up in my emotions. I just kinda moved, without thinking much.
Da Vinci: well try to think a little more next time
Quetz soon starts to wake up
Rex: hey there!
Quetz: hey mi amor, did it work?
Rex: it worked alright. And you're still here
Quetz: I told you I'd make it!
Rex: yes you did
Rex decides to kiss his love, since it had been far too long since the two had done so
A/N: and there we go. Had this one in the back of my mind for a while. Finally put it down on here. Points to anyone who got the reference when I was hyping up Quetz
Magi BEFORE the 2021 Valentine's Day Event: 'You know...You could take me out for a battle every once in awhile, yeah? (A/N:Already do though) I'm good at setting things on fire and blowing stuff up so...Just gonna leave this offer on the table right here and-'
Magi DURING the 2021 Valentine's Day Event after unlocking the lvl 90 Assassin battle: '.........burn the table.'
