Guide to Establishing Yourself as the High-School Tough Guy
Step 1: Identify someone with expensive shoes
Step 2: Stamp upon those Yeezys/Gucci’s/Louie’s/Other High Price Brand Foot Coverings.
Step 3: When they protest, stomp on their shoes again.
Step 4: Stamp on their shoes so damn much their feet bones become powder.
Step 5: Consume the powder. It pairs amazingly well with echidna meat.







