Talking to Cake about Ouija boards and accidentally summoning demons.
Makes me want a modern Adamsapple AU where Adam is a human single father trying to scare his teenage kids, Abel and Cain, with a Ouija board. He ends up actually summoning and talking with Lucifer, but after initially scaring them Lucifer starts hitting on Adam through the board.
Adam, Abel, and Cain all have their hands on the planchette, the living room lights have all gone out and theyāre all very worried.
This entire thing had started off with Cain getting the board from a friend, claiming he was talking to the Devil through it and needed to get rid of it. The friend couldnāt burn it, he claimed. Naturally Cain brought it home to scare Abel, but also to dare his dad to play it.
Adam wasnāt scared of anything, especially not a bunch bullshit like a wooden board and a plastic pointer piece made by a toy company.
Abel, on the other hand, was terrified from the get go. The boy wasnāt going to not do it because he didnāt want to get teased by everyone, but he wasnāt going to like it and would rightfully whine the entire time he had to do it.
Cain was excited, even lit a few candles for ambiance. He read the back of the box for the starting ritual out loud, asking the Devil to talk to them through it.
Flash forward an hour later and theyād successfully summoned something, or maybe Adam was being an asshole. He certainly didnāt seem like he was controlling the planchette with how big his eyes were at this point. Abel was full on panicking.
Cain: We canāt stop! Weāre just getting to the good part! Dad, ask another question.
Adam: for once, kid, I think I agree with Abel. This is getting weird. It already knew how both my parents died.
He looks down at the board and asks out loud: Is there something here we donāt know?
The planchette starts to move, pulling their fingers along.
Y.O.U.R.D.A.D.T.H.I.N.K.S.A.B.O.U.T.A.S.S.
Cain: We already knew that, though.
Cain and Abel look at Adam who is now stunned into a full on bright red blush.
Adam: Thatās.. How would it.. Thatās not fucking true!
Adam: Bullshit! Fuck this goddamned board! Iām throwing this fake shit in the trash!
Suddenly the lights go out and a seductive laugh floats around the room. Adam swears he can feel something wet slithering along the shell of his ear.
Everyone pulls their hands away, but the planchette moves in itās on anyways.
I.T.H.I.N.K.O.F.A.S.S.T.O.O
A.N.D.Y.O.U.R.S.I.S.N.I.C.E
Abel: Heās talking about me!?
Cain: No, stupid! Dadās ass!
Adam: Please stop talking about my ass.
The planchette circles NO.
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