#guy endore-kaiser

[bestintwitter]

@guyendorekaiser Favorite storyline: Trump banned the Washington Post and they retaliated with the awesome power of old-fashioned investigative journalism.

[bestintwitter]

@GuyEndoreKaiser: Ted Cruz seems like the kind of guy who immediately tells you how funny he is.

[bestintwitter]

@GuyEndoreKaiser: Part of Jared's punishment should be that they force him to gain all that weight back.

[bestintwitter]

@GuyEndoreKaiser: You guys ever trip out on the fact that Indian people eat Indian food for breakfast?

[bestintwitter]

@GuyEndoreKaiser: Sometimes the only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is to have a good guy with a camera phone.

[bestintwitter]

@GuyEndoreKaiser: There's nothing ballsier than the tip jar at a self-service frozen yogurt shop.

[bestintwitter]

@GuyEndoreKaiser: If you describe yourself as fun, you're not.

[bestintwitter]

@GuyEndoreKaiser: Based on commercials, every single car has won car of the year.