#guyscomeon

[thisiswhyicanthavenicething-blog]

This is in my dorm's elevator. I swear, everyone in this building is on drugs.

[owlchick23-blog]

For all those guys, dudes, dudets... Men? Nah, too inmature for that

Just want you to know that if you like nice, shy girl. You have to know that there is a big diference between telling her shes beautiful or pretty from telling her that shes hot or sexy. They really prefer beautiful and pretty... Just saying

[dont-lie-about-it]

So there is this boy i met 3 years ago and he was so weird and I didn't like him so i told him that I don't want to be in contact with him and he kind of freaked out and didn't understand why and today he texted me after 3years AND I ACCIDENTALLY TEXTED BACK BECAUSE I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS HIM AND deleted his number BUT HE IS BACK, HELP

[distort-the-odds]

Nailed it. ✨✨ #guyscomeon #timing #ijustcanthaha #mademyhalloween (at Pitt Street Mall)

[besquare11]

This is what work with

Girl at work: how do you heat up pie?

Me: ...... In the microwave.

Girl: can pie go in the microwave? Won't it be gross.

Me: no it's pie. Just heat it. its fine.

Guy at work: how else would you heat it? Blow on it till its fucking warm?

[claraqueenofthenorth]

There's a lot of Ruby Sparks on my dash skdfjhskdfgjs I blame Claire and Grace