#gxnsoaked

[ameliaisms]

gxnsoaked:

[text; Mediocre Melia]: Honey, I am a lady, I have an appearance to up hold.

[ text; veins of liquor ]: wouldn’t even dream of wrecking that reputation of yours.

[notuptoyou]

"◊"

[ Put a “◊” in my ask for a sticky note left on your fridge in the morning by my muse. ]

          |        You were twitching a lot last night.                          The maid said you were fine but I                          also think she hates you, so if you                           wake up, let me know you’re alive.

                                            - Natasha                              |

[notuptoyou]

gxnsoaked replied to your post “[text] He’s like… An octopus that touches my who who in all these diff…”

[text]{Grace 2.0}No need honey, I got a real one. *attaches pic*

[ text ]: I do not want to know why you took a photo of that. 

[notuptoyou]

Мед, я знаю, что вы знаете что-то обо мне и вы знаете, я знаю, вы знаете что-то так давай. Что это такое? Наконец, выяснить, мой возраст?

“Since when do you know Russian?”

[notuptoyou]

"So honey tell me, kill anyone I know recently? Oh did you ever see if you could find Loraine Finster or her father?"

“I’ve told you before Karen. I don’t kill people anymore, and even if I did, I wouldn’t tell you.” 

“And no, I did not track down your arch-nemesis and put an end to her for you.”

[notuptoyou]

[text] He’s like… An octopus that touches my who who in all these diff ways at the right times. It’s almost unsettling

[ TFLN Meme ]

[ text ] Well I’m certainly unsettled.[ text ] No one needs that mental image. 

[notuptoyou]

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SEND A ♥ FOR MY MUSE’S REACTION TO FINDING YOUR MUSE IN HIS/HER BED

“Walker, what are you doing?” Or more importantly to Natasha was how Karen had managed to get into her place in the first place. Maybe she’d left a window open and she’d snuck in like a cat? Or more likely she’d thrown money at the building manager until he’d unlocked the door. “Here I mean, what are you doing here?“ 

[timelordvictoriious]

"I don't remember ordering a hottie in a box, at least not until Christmas, well, Christmas Eve. Well, come on, never let it be said I waste anything, alright honey?"

"I- I'm sorry, who are you?"