Chemistry jokes are sodium funny
someone asked me if silicon was the same in Spanish. Si
Argon walks into a bar. The barman says get the hell out. Argon doesn’t react
What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of Helium? HeHe
He threw sodium chloride at me! that’s a salt!
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice… H2O cubed!
What is the name of 007’s Eskimo cousin? Polar Bond
My solutions are acidic but yo bitch is basic
A hug without you is like Mercury. Hg.
The hipster chemist burned himself because he put his hand on the beaker before it was cool.
what did the biologist wear on his first date with a hot chick? designer genes.
what is the fastest way to determine the sex of a chromosome? pull down its genes.
when do chemists like nitrates so much? they are cheaper then dayrates.
what do you call a joke that is based on cobalt, radon, and yttrium? CoRnY.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re CuTe
One did one Ion say to the other? I got my ion you.
What did the bartender say when Oxygen, Hydrogen, Sulfur, Sodium, and Phosphorous walked into the bar? “OH SNaP!"
If you were oxygen, I would be an alkali metal so i could get in you and explode!
okay i’m done. bye.
