Hm....OOH! Gyelin for the parent meme. :D
Who cried when they brought their child home for the first time:-Silent happy tears from Zoelin and Gylan both.
Who would wake up in the middle of the night to check on the kid(s):-Zoelin. She sees better at night, anyway.
Who changes the kid(s) diapers:-They both share in that chore together.
Who makes the bottles:-Also together. Zoelin was able to help wean them off the bottle by dipping the bottle nipples in hotsauce. It was effective.
Who stays up late at night to rock the kid(s) to sleep and sing them lullabys:-I’d say Gylan’s a bit of a better singer than Zo is. Zoelin would rather tell them stories or read comic books.
Who is guilty of spoiling the kid(s):-Zoelin in the sense of if it’s something fun and reckless she’s for it. Gylan is more safer as a parent.
Who would give the kid(s) cookies in the middle of the night:-Gylan. Zoelin’s not sharing any of her oreos, she gets them their own but Gylan keeps adding some of his cookies to their jar--don’t ask me why everyone has a separate jar, they just do. 8′D
Who always takes the kid(s) side:-Depends on what the kids want/are doing, but it wavers.
Who would wake up early to make breakfast for the kid(s) before school:-Gylan’s more prone to waking up early than Zoelin is, so he would tackle breakfast. Unless Zoelin pulled an all-nighter and makes something at 4am.
Who gets the kid(s) ready for school in the morning:-They both share that chore.
Who takes the kid(s) to school:-Zoelin is a very effective mother in blasting the car horn yelling “IF YOU’RE NOT OUT HERE IN 5 MINUTES WE’RE GONNA LEAVE YOU BEHIND AND GET MCFLURRIES.” It’s an empty threat, but it gets them out.
Who goes to parent teacher conferences:-They both do.
Who will be the first to suggest to have ‘the talk’ with the kid(s):-Zoelin has a fully painted diagram she has been saving since she was 14 for this exact moment. SHE STILL HAS THE PUPPETS.
Who would choose their child(s) prom outfit:-Surprisingly, I think Zoelin would have an eye for detail with the boys’ outfits, Gylan with the girls.
Who would cry when the kid(s) go off to college:-NO TEARS HERE, INTENSE HUGGING, HRAAAAAH















