“The Mirror” Part 2 (FEAT Barbara and Patricia StarPants, Miku Hachune, Tako Luka and Lalasa Patel-Slithers)
“What a bunch of baloney.”
De stjal mitt speil.....min dyrebare speil.....de vil betale....
Last night still haunted me, so I decided to get rid of my cares by having another fun-filled day at the beach with Tricia.....ick, the thoughts still didn’t go away no matter what I did.
I made a sandcastle with Tricia, I swam in the water and found pretty seashells, I even played with a cute crab bu no matter what, I still felt deeply disturbed, it was like I ate a terrible-tasting food with an even worse aftertaste even after brushing my teeth...it was a horrible feeling.
Suddenly, Miku Chibi Hatsune (or as she likes to be called, “Miku Hachune” or simply “Hachune”) came walking over waving her negi with her left hand and holding Tako Luka on a leash, all with that hilarious expression on her face~ this was especially nice since I could use some extra company at this time.
“Howdy, Hachune and Tako!” I greeted with a smile on my face.
“Hello!” Patricia also greeted with a giggle.
“Hiiiii!!” Hachune squeaked, grinning and showing her little fangs.
“Good Morning.” Tako followed with a polite tone.
“How have you been?” I asked the two.
Tako Luka's reply was: “Very happy, Mama-Luka even took me to a cook-out and I got a bunch of delicious tuna....mmmmm...” and Hachune’s went like this: “Eh, nothing much, I’m just happy I don’t have to school for three and a half months~ especially having to attend with pesky Goten always flirting with me!!”
Suddenly I started to cheer up and I couldn’t help but tease Hachune a bit; “Don’t you mean your husbando?”~ naturally, all three me, Patricia and Tako bursted laughing and singing: “Hachune and Goten, sitting in a tree....”, causing Hachune's spirals on her cheeks to start turning red and spinning in anger; in a hushed voice, she firmly warned us: “Don’t you dare.”
“K-I-S-S-I-N-G! here comes love, here comes marriage....”
“HERE COMES HACHUNE GONNA SLAP YO FACES!”
*Smack!* *Smack!* *Smack!*
“Seriously, what a bunch of baloney.....”
Now, all three of us had our faces buried in the sand, with Tricia and Tako twitching like a pair of dead bugs and me plucking my head out of the ground, looking at my cheek and squealing in fear: “I’ve been branded!” as I immediately grabbed my favorite, heart-shaped compact and powdered all over it.
“Serves you right, no teasing me!” a victorious Hachune told us, laughing.
“Alright, Hachune-chan, you win....” Tricia replied in a weak voice.
“Hey, I’m thirsty so I’m gonna get a drinks at the concession stand~ anyone wanna come with me?” said Hachune.
“I will!” Tako spoke up and so did me and Tricia with the same perky response.
Nothing like another day at the beach, battling baddies for sport but who the monster I was battling today? none other than one from a classic boardwalk arcade, with Ramona Tufflips as my regular of course! “Take that, you bandana-wearing freak!” I roared after winning the final level~ well, I won the game, what to do now? I’ll just play another- woah what the heck is going on over in the waters?.....could it be.....an ACTUAL kraken!? I gotta check this stuff out! good thing I have built-in cameras in my eyes! I ran as fast as I could to the kraken thaaaat started terrorizing the citizens at the beach.
Well, I’m a super robot and since I have gadgets and gizmos a plenty...why not save the day by kicking it’s butt? HERE I COME!
My arms and legs transformed into powerful weapons that let me fly, shoot lasers of freezing emerald fire out of the bottom of my feet and the palms of my hands, activate built-in brass knuckles and claws from my fingers and my toes for some reason, punch and kick super hard and get good grades in gym class.
I was basically wrestling with the poor sap at this point~ he's more stubborn than a donkey with his head stuck in a molasses jar but darn it, it’s just so much fun messing him up! sure, I have a bunch of bruises all over me but I wasn't going down yet, I had to get rid of him quick so I lured him farther and farther away from the beach, taunting him and flying in the opposite direction...or at least I tried to since that chum chewer just couldn't stay away from the beach.
“Are toons that appetizing to you?”
Better kick it’s butt some more-”Hey, where are you going!? come back here you punk!”
As I followed him, I found out he wasn’t hungry for just any type of toon....he was hungry for Patricia and Barbara! (guess I wasn’t kidding about him being a chum chewer...technically) now I know what you’re thinking: they’re my worst enemies because they won’t stop messing with my stuff, making me dress all fancy and pretty, tricking me into humiliating myself, ect. so I should be happy the twerps where gonna be eaten, right?
Sure, they’re a couple of spoiled brats but they’re my brats and there’s no way I’m gonna let them get killed out of pettiness~ not on my watch!
🌹Tune in next Monday to see how it ends!🌹
