For your WIPs?? Fique Problematique made me cackle hahaha tell me more if you please 😊
Hi darling @graymatters ! I’m so sorry this reply is so so so late, but, well, life has been pretty shitty lately. But I was so happy when you asked me this because I really want to talk about it 😂
So the idea for this fic came a while ago when there was another surge of antis being dicks and calling people who like ships with age gaps “disgusting”. One of my friends got an ask calling her nasty things, so I was brooding over this one morning and I thought “I should write Harry/Teddy! But I don’t know what it would be about...” And of course two seconds later I had ideas. Let’s make this as “problematic” as possible, how do we do that? Harry’s still married to Ginny of course, so there will be infidelity. Oh, and Teddy needs to be pretty young (though I can’t do underage so he’s about 18 I think). Some dubious consent, maybe? Voyeurism for sure! And hung!Harry, so a bit of a size kink. Oh, and first person POV to really tickle antis the wrong way. The problem is I have to find the time to write this shameless porny porn fic.
What’s that? You wanted an excerpt? Well, I aim to please, so here you go (it’s super ns*w, also super not polished):
I watch him in the mirror: his breathing comes in short shallow bursts, the air is thick with his arousal, with mine, coming off us in waves. His cock lies thick and heavy between my buttocks, it’s so big that it doesn’t even stand up even though he’s fully hard. I shift my hips a bit to slide it further down, gasping as it grazes my hole.
“Please,” I whisper, barely audible for the pounding in my ears.
“You still need to prove yourself,” he hisses, and I fold my lips in between my teeth, nodding. I’m so eager for him to fuck me.
Slowly, he brings a hand down my cleft, then the other, spreading my cheeks apart, assessing me, my hole. I hold my breath, barely daring to look at him in the mirror, but I can feel him. Feel his gaze on me, feel his magic circling around me.









